A Mathematician's Love Letter

[jenibaby003]

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if ever sogton xa sa girl, mrag di mo work ang relationship. loading man prmi.. hahaha

[LeeLeePot]

Ka sabot ko ani.. Cool kaayo nga letter... X 10 to the nth power ko ani...

Ang heart nga sama sa reciprocating pump, mag water hammer jud if makabasa ana nga letter. Imbes walay electromagnetism nga ne excite sa heart sa babae, tungod sa intermittent nga love sa lalaki, kadugayan mo abot jud ug critical speed ang kahimtang. Sama ra sa electrical transient sa mga capacitor nga hinay2x lang mag charge ug electrons.

kamo na jud ang magdayon aning nagsuwat aning love letter.


bitaw oi, unique ang love letter. but it's not impressive.

[LL COOL J]

Dear sweetheart,

With reference to the syllabus of my feelings,i want to prove that locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you,i feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third being you. At times it seems to me that i am a circle without a radius, a curve without a gradient and a matrix without a determinant. We are like 2 simultaneous equations without solutions.
You never seem to notice that i am a point lying on your vector equation in other words,we are collinear. Your smile makes my heart rotate to 360 degrees anticlockwise. On applying a translation, followed by a reflection, finally gets your image. You are the factor of my quadratic equation but still i think we are like a Venn diagram with two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angle triangle and on using either sin or cos, we can obtain a solution.
I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the log system proved to be easy. The probability of success is very high. My linear programming involves you as an inequality. My letter consists of only one section to be answered in only one minute. The answer to be given, yes to 3 SF.
Hoping that the ratio I like you to you like me should at any cost be equal and i can prove that the cos of your left heart is equal to sin of my right heart, I end here.

[Sanosuke]

But its funny though...

I remember way back in college, I had a geek classmate who took a girl at TOPS. For me it's really a turn off since instead of making his way to score, he talked about the wet bulb and dry bulb of the environment, and heat transfer / thermal equilibrium.

What a really dumb guy... Geek! Do you want to go out with such person? hehehe.

If you want to ask me where he is now, he's working as a Design Engineer at the US. While I'm stuck in Cebu...

[arf2]

lol... for sure the girl who is reading that was really in need of a calculator....

and if iya na sugton mag dala calculator permi kay kada sturya imu i solve ang g yaw2x ahak ana oi!

[kimleeKINO_choi]

aguyyyyyy!!! ng contax ko og ngsakit ako mata dli tungod sa contax kundi tungod sa letter nga mkalabad mata og sakit kaayo sa ako brain cells ang pg absorb body of letter. Pwede dretso nalang sa complmntary close? wala nai dghan body pa? hahah

[LAPA]

** ningning mode **

[EightEqualsD]

tubagon ra nag istoryahe si mutya hahahha

[chan2015]

ka lisod ba sabton ana oi.

[christinetinetineo6]

My love, if u do not meet at parabola restaurent on date 10 at sunset, whn the sun is making an angle of 160 degreemy life would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love frm ur higher order derv of maxima & minima of an unknown function


haaaa? unsaaa? english lang ta or binasaya. please?