Conspiracy Theory Why Noynoy Wins

[chenggay!!!]

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good luck to us and the new administration. just in case d kaya ni noynoy, there's always kris hihihi

[Mongoloid]

Oy cege pa diay deri...

nakadawat nami

ang MGA taga GIBO WALA GYUD


klaro na kaayong GIBOnal bunalan.

[roderick_m]

let's avoid these kinds of discussions at the moment and focus on reunification for a better nation...

Sakto ka bro.

Ang uban supporters murag sore losers gihapon.haha...

[rowlinzzz]

Walay conspiracy. The election went well in the end even tough things were quite bad at the start. Move on nalang ta.

[cdburgh]

The only conspiracy here is the conspiracy between noynoy and the people.
The people have spoken, let's move forward.

[nosibalasi]

simple ra explanation ani.... Bigo si Gibo.

All Gibo had was PERCEIVED command votes through Gwen. Obviously... as the late Mitra and DeVenecia have already learned.... overrated na' ang command votes.

Ahehe! Through Gwen Asa na ang 1 million votes gisaad sa igsoon ni Manang Gwen para ni Gibo??yeeehaaaa!

[hulagway]

i did vote for gibo...pro kay si noynoy man ang makadaug or nakadaug hope lang ato siya tagaan ug chance na mo lead nato..dili maka tabang ang ato pag criticize ni noynoy humana ang election time napud nga atong dawaton ang kadaugan.....congrats noynoy ug sa mga supporters ni noynoy....

[AMD_fan]

We'll just move forward!

Congratulations to President Noynoy Aquino for winning the polls... Let's hope that Noynoy will be a good leader to this country and hope that he will not betray the people who voted for him...

Goodluck Philippines for another 6 years of a new image...

[Romeojin]

wa man conspiracy in noynoy part.. but naay conspiracy on the admin party. gisigurado lang nila ang majority sa congress nabiyaan si Gibo, no need to elaborate.

election is almost over.. the bashing start lol whether the mods would allow it or not (considering daghan heated debate in istorya) hopefully they will allow us to express our opinions. so keep it cool and polite.

as a citizen what other things can you do to help the country? pay taxes, help economy, obey the law i think thats about it. wa man cguro nag-encourage ug rally here but expressing lang of opinions. Noynoy and some other had already won.. criticism is part of public office.

[devnull]

you want conspiracy? well here goes...

GMA was pissed with gibo. she must have felt she won't be able to control him when he becomes president. coz really when you are president why become a puppet of a former, unpopular president? illogical. it does not compute. GMA figured this one out too late. she has already rigged the pcos machines in favor of gibo. the rigging is the software equivalent of the tried and tested dagdag-bawas. the logic is embedded within the pcos' firmware.

it'll never work, you say. the pcos machine goes thru a testing & sealing at the BEI level. no way they could get away with it. well that's just software logic you see. the software has a way to determine when it's in test mode. how? by the ballot being fed into it. these test ballots are marked as such and when encountered by the machine it will do a correct tally. but how about the random precinct tests they are going to do? well that's rigged too. they have set some precinct with clean pcos machines. when they did a "raffle" of which precinct to randomly check it was rigged to pick those "clean" precincts.

so basically everything is set for a gibo win when GMA decided, "screw gibo". this was one week to go before election and some of the pcos machines had already shipped. what to do? "stage" a public testing that will fail. they invited some journalists, candidate watchers and gave them real ballots to fill and feed the machines. surely enough the pcos machines seeing real ballots activated it's dagdag-bawas logic then everyone cried foul.

now the stage is set for the reconfiguring of the new winner. screw gibo.

the beauty of the dagdag-bawas logic is that the candidate who should gain is not hardcoded. well any developer worth his salt would code it as such. you would be one lame dev if you hardcode stuff. in this case the pcos reads a config loaded in a cf card.

well we all heard what happened then. smartmatic & comelec said they are replacing all the cf cards because of wrong configuration. well that was actually true. they're reconfiguring it in favor of noynoy instead of gibo.

GMA figured she doesn't need gibo. she'll do just fine when she's elected to congress and everything is rigged for her to win.

so why rig it for noynoy? because everyone is expecting him to win. it will lend credence to the whole process and since it's expected no one will look too hard for anomalies. noynoy becomes president, GMA gets her congressional seat, everyone is happy.

there's one weird side effect though, erap got a surprising, commanding lead in 2nd place.

hehehe.


seriously though why dwell on such things? conspiracy theories are amusing but so pointless.

and btw, if you still haven't figured it out this here post is pure fiction