He says VS. She says

[anybiz]

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a silly talk when a guy offers a lady friend a ride home for safety...

lady: i can take care of myself... no thanks.

guy: yeah right... (knowing she ended up having a child)

mao..sakto gyud ni.hehehe

[darsmith13]

amo conversation sa akong FRIEND ganiha sa phone

she says: wa jud gihapon ka nag-usab oi, wa man kay klaro kastorya!

he says: nagbinisaya na gani ko, unsa may naka way klaro ana?

[kajo2]

babae sa nanguyab nga laki: "nganong cge man kag sunod-sunod nko? mura man kag baboy"

lalaki sa pakipot na babae: "kay mura man sad kag pasaw"

[sheryldacua]

men and women are of different poles..they view things differently..like the two sides of the coin, they are either head or tail...

[ayki]

a guy you don't know approaches you all of a sudden and tells you:

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.. I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU..

the girl is thinking: THIS GUY JUST WANTS TO GET INTO MY PANTS. RUN!

[Veng3ancE]

nalingaw ko

[Ginalyn]

Lisod jud magkasinabot ang lake ug babaye
Example lang ha.

Banag- asawa usa ka buntag.

Bana:
Nganung nagkusmod mang ka dai?

Asawa:Hmmp!
Naa na kay laing babaye no?

Bana: Ha? Wala oi! Nganu nakaingon man ka ana?
Asawa: Imong gilisoliso akong nipple gabii.

Bana: Mao ba?
Aw nagdamgo siguro ko love.

Asawa: Unsay nagdamgo?

Bana: Ay nagdamgoko nga naminaw kog music sa stereo.
Ang pikas totoy mao toy tuner sa fm.
Ang pikas totoy maoy volume.
Mao to nga akong gilisoliso.

Asawa: Bakakon ka oi.

Bana: Naganu mang di man ka motuo.

Asawa: Motingog ba diay nang stereo kung wala giplug?

[annerhexian]

amo conversation sa akong FRIEND ganiha sa phone

she says: wa jud gihapon ka nag-usab oi, wa man kay klaro kastorya!

he says: nagbinisaya na gani ko, unsa may naka way klaro ana?

hahahah mao niy klarung na milosopo jd..

[italian_kiss18]

ahh ok... hmmmmmm... no comment ko

[Peenut]

She said: "You were fool enough to believe that I love you.

I said: " I was smart enough to make you feel that I did."

Mwahahaha