Certifiably
‘legion’
The biblical story of the Gerasene demoniac came to mind once again when I listened to Makati Mayor Jojo Binay present in power point how the acolytes of the Singaw ng Bayad operated their numbers in his constituency. Its local operator, washed-out politician Bobby Brillante descended upon the place along with his "legion". Armed with sacks and sacks of rice and instant noodles, the diet perforce of the masa glorianicus, a specie of earthlings with a strange diet of carbohydrates plus more carbohydrates laced with monosodium glutamate, the "legion" proceeded to collect signatures for their enterprise of deceit called charter change, cha-cha for short.
Lo and behold! Jojo last Monday showed us signatures collected from the dead and buried. He showed us death certificates, replete with lapidas de marmol, pronouncing in terms most uncertain, that the Singaw performed the miraculous feat of getting the dead to sign their petition. Miracolo del’ inferno!
They had double entries, such as one Roberto Calara in one sheet and a Calara Roberto on another. They produced sheets obviously fabricated by one and the same person (did they tap the expertise of Roque Bello, or El Bello, or even Garci’s coven?). In the end, they got the local Comelec officer, Maria Lourdes Ugalino, to certify that out of 194,223 registered voters in the first district, 43,405 signatures were submitted for verification, but only 7,186, a ratio of 3.7 percent, passed. Passed, just like the nurses who got the exam questionnaire leakage, perhaps? Most likely, Ugalino and her staff merely checked the names versus the election registry, but did not raise a howl that these legions submitted 36,219 spurious signatures. Would not the mere act of submitting not one, not two, but 36,219 spurious signatures be enough reason to throw these bastard legionnaires out?
http://www.malaya.com.ph/aug31/edbanayo.htm