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  1. 07-08-2010, 03:42 AM #251
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    sagdie nang mga patagad nga newbie mga brod....
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  2. 07-09-2010, 06:11 AM #252
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    Juan: Doc, pacheck up ko nimu
    Doc: unsay problema Juan?
    Juan: akong tae naa may plema! Kuyawan man ko doc oi.
    Doc: Ah balik lang diri inig imung sip.on naa nay igit Juan, ky kana mas kuyaw na!
    Juan: Aw, bitaw doc noh, cge paaboton lng nko na.
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  3. 07-09-2010, 06:19 AM #253
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    Quote Originally Posted by will_fred View Post
    di kataw-anan
    hahahaha!!! I ilke this joke.. Kataw anan kaayo, liwat sa dagway sa nag post!
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  4. 07-09-2010, 10:50 AM #254
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    Juan: (sa telepono) Hello, I would like to inquire… how long is the flight to San Francisco?

    Operator: Just a minute, sir.

    Juan: Really? Thank you. (klik)


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  5. 07-09-2010, 10:56 AM #255
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    The Prayer

    *Pedro nasakpang may kodigo*

    Teacher: Unsa man ni!?

    Pedro: Ako prayers maam!

    Teacher:Nganu mga answers man ni ang naka suwat?!

    Pedro: Salamat! gitubag na jud ang akong pag ampo!

    hahaha!

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  6. 07-09-2010, 11:08 AM #256
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    heheheh...cge ra q ngisi diri office..labyan q sa ako GM...uwaw au
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  7. 07-09-2010, 11:17 AM #257
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    Pedro: Petra, ang yawe sa akng kasingkasing
    Petra: mao buh?
    Nia knsa mn to imung kuyog gnina?
    Pedro: Ahm….
    Duplicate to nmu…..
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  8. 07-09-2010, 11:18 AM #258
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    Pedro: Petra, ang yawe sa akng kasingkasing
    Petra: mao buh?
    Nia knsa mn to imung kuyog gnina?
    Pedro: Ahm….
    Duplicate to nmu…..heheeh
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  9. 07-09-2010, 11:48 AM #259
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    Quote Originally Posted by chebs View Post
    nagkaon c juan sa usa ka restaurant..

    JUAN:waiter!...ari ra gud, gahi man kau ni inyo nilat.an baka..
    WAITER:amo man nang gilat.an pag.ayu sir...gabie pa man gane na..
    JUAN: tawga inyo manager!.dali!.......
    MANAGER: unsay problema nato sir?..
    JUAN:wla ni lat-e ug tarong ning baka, pwerti man gahi.a...
    MANAGER: huh?..gilat.an mana namo pag.ayu sir..
    taym pa ako suwayan ug kaon ha..
    JUAN: cge try it!..
    MANAGER: humok man lage sir, lami pa man gane ug sabaw..
    JUAN: ang2x dli mohumok nga ang ako man nang inusap imo gikaon...twing6x....

    nyahahhahahaha...............
    ewwwwww bluhhhhhhhhhhh kaluod
    bwahahahahhaa...ataka pagutom mani mga joka....
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  10. 07-09-2010, 11:51 AM #260
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    Quote Originally Posted by sport30 View Post
    si pedro ug juan gikan nag inom samtang naglakaw sa dalan...

    pedro : pre juan hubog na jud kaau ko, hik!
    juan : mao bitaw pre hik!
    pedro : kita ka anang bulsita naa sa unahan pre?
    juan : tae man na pre
    pedro : dili na tae pre chocolate na
    juan : tae lage na pre
    pedro : para walay lalis pre mas maau atong tilawan
    juan : ahh cge.
    ug unya......
    pedro : tsakto jud ka pre tae jud maau nalang gane wla nato matamake.
    maayo gani wala ninyo natamake. natilawan lang.
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