
Originally Posted by
noel_llapa
Dio Pueblos:
I maintain that a Montero Sport is a necessary tool in carrying out the Church's social and spiritual mission in the far-flung reaches of Caraga. How am I, a senior citizen, to endure the hours of travel without the cushy leathers seats and auto climate control that only the top-of-line variant of the aforesaid SUV can provide? How will my personal driver carry out his task of transporting myself and my colleagues safely without the magnesium alloy paddle shifters found only in Montero Sport? And lastly, how will I be able to obtain the peace of mind without the power locks and windows and other security features that would prevent thieves from carnapping my birthday *ahem* i mean, your charitable donation while being parked in the far-flung barrios?
If not for my sensitivity to the conditions of my poverty-stricken flock, I would have asked for a Pajero. But I have taken the vow of poverty and would thus settle for a Montero . . . or a Sorento, Sportivo, or even a Fortuner . . . but preferably a Montero jud kay naanad kog Mitsubishi. ^_^