212. Tell them how you answered every question on your English final with their name.
212. Tell them how you answered every question on your English final with their name.
213. Let her sit on your lap.
214. Kiss her stomach.
215. Unless you can feel their breath, you aren't close enough.
216. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make love.
217. Let her fall asleep on you lap.
218. Carry her to bed.
219. Waterbeds are fun.
220. Break every one of your parent's relationship rules for them.
221. Make excuses to call them every five minutes.
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