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  1. #191

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    Nanay: Nak? Nak?
    Anak: Who's der?
    Nanay: Nanay nimo!
    Anak: Nanaynimo who?
    Nanay: Ablihi ko! Bunalan tika ron bayota ka!

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  2. #192
    Quote Originally Posted by clark View Post
    c pedro nangumpisal ug usa ka pari

    pedro: father...unsaun man naku pag sulod sa langit bisag unsaun, bayut man jud ko..

    father juan: d na gyud ka kasulod dong pedro...

    pedro: ka unfair gud ni Lord...cge..kung mao na sa rainbow nlng ko mag slide2x!!!!

    father juan: nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    hahahahahhahahahahaha t@ya ani oi!

  3. #193
    nayabag na jud nah..mura gidangat..

  4. #194
    BANA: wa na jud ko kasabot sa atong panag uban diring balaya! sige nalang tag away! may pa

    mo hawa nalang ko!

    ASAWA: ako sad wa nasad ko kasabot ani! maypag mo kuyog ko nimo!

    toinks!!! nah samot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. #195
    PEDRO: ah waiter, kalami ba aning inyong soup number 5, unsa mani??
    JUAN: ah, ot*n sa toro na sir nga gi patay sa matador.
    PEDRO: aw, niaging semana gamay man lage ang hiwa ato, karon dako na,,
    JUAN: aw, Ot*n sa matador to sir na gipatay sa toro.

  6. #196
    Quote Originally Posted by fleshbone View Post
    juan nangaply ug job...si pedro ang boss


    pedro: so!! ano bang mga nalalaman mo?

    juan: bos!! alam ko anak mo sa labas pati name ng kabit nyo

    at mas maganda pa doon alam ko address ng bahay nyo at # ng mrs mo..
    You're hired!!!!..hahahaha...

  7. #197
    lingawa ani oi... nawala akong duka kadali dah!

  8. #198
    Quote Originally Posted by ferma2 View Post
    Juan: Lolo, basta mag.uwan kay permi ko makahinumdom nimu.
    Lolo Pedro: (ningisi) mao ba? nano makahinumdom mn ka naku kung mag.uwan apo?
    Juan: Bahong Yuta!
    Lolo Pedro: Pakyu!


    ahakz ani oi... natuk-an ko og kinatawa. maayo gani kay naay tubig sa akong tungod. wahaha!!!

  9. #199
    Juan: Let's play Wagwag.
    Pedra: What's that?
    Juan: You'll take your clothes off and I'll lie on top of you...and then you'll say. " 'Wag! 'Wag!"

  10. #200
    Si Juan Og Pedro sa Mental Hospital

    Juan: Perdo! Tana mo ikyas nata kay ala nay nag bantay
    Pedro: unya ka taas anang paril unsaon man nato pag katkat diha
    Juan: Don’t worry Peds naako diri Flash Light
    Pedro: Unya unsaon mana nato imo flash light?
    Juan: Ako hawid ani ako pasigaon unya molatay ka sa siga
    Pedro: Helleer gi BUANGAN ka nako Juan.....
    Juan: Why man?
    Pedro: kong uroy imo patyon di mahulg KO..ano ka Helooh..
    Juan: Haller joke rato oi...pagtuo nimo makadaog ko sa imo..kabug-at nimo..halleer

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