OFF TOPIC for geeks

[FK]

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^^ of-course, kahinumdom jud ko atong mcaffee nga DOS version.

Self-check failed infected na d i og Die-Hard. toinks!

[doki]

aws, naa diay... but how about now? kanang nga new breed na mga AVP?
you guys encountered na ang AVP naay virus?

[FK]

wala pa tawn ko kasuway... palayo lang.

pero dili na uso ang virus karon... worms na lang.

[jordinho]

test

[StyM]

test sad

[grss1982]

ANYWAY!! Was watching smallville on studio 23 last nyt, and i noticed that the pc lois lane was using had the distinctive alienware green color. Could anybody confirm this, tried googling but came up with nothing concrete, only one sentences that it apprently does appear on the show.

[grss1982]

nevermind my post above, i think i found the site (after a bit more of googling ) that proves the appearance of the PCs in the show.

If anybody is interested check this link out:
http://www.alienware.com/Sightings_P...s_tvshows.aspx

[StyM]

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo
(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with
the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like
the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that
got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating:


If! GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times! as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would
run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate
in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

[Sk!p]

Hehehehe.. that one is funny StyM..
It overheated my mind..

[nunobone]

hey peeps, just a quick question.. which do you prefer yahoo or google search engine??