10 Types of programmers you will encounter in the field

[CmdrAdobo]

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Now, it's your turn to create the 11th type. Let's call him uzumaki.

#11: Uzumaki
Uzumaki is a type of programmer that does not finish any task. He or she spends so much time reading and posting forums such as istorya.net and slashdot. He or she even posts on non-technical topic like 'Love is ...'. This programmer is so smart that even istorya.net is blocked by the sys admin he or she can write a program or found a proxy to allow him or her visits istorya.net.

juk lang ha

hehe wla ko ma belong any hehe

[limunsito]

haha murag ako lagi ng ika 11th dah

[simoncpu]

Now, it's your turn to create the 11th type. Let's call him uzumaki.

Let' Uzumaki,
11) Uzumaki is a type programmer that does not finish any task. He or she spends so much time reading and posting forums such as istorya.net and slashdot. He or she even posts on non-technical topic like 'Love is ...'. This programmer is so smart that even istorya.net is blocked by the sys admin he or she can write a program or found a proxy to allow him or her visits istorya.net.

juk lang ha

Hahaha... Nice one! Imagine 10 types of programmers that are Natalie Portman-look alike, working on a beowulf cluster of computers to clean the computer's hot grits...

(yeah, yeah, I read Slashdot too)

[madmike]

nice one

[emailroy2002]

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[moodsey211]

lolz. asa man mo na belong ana? for me murag naa q sa 6 or 7. hahaha.

[dodie]

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i speak ... encrypted
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turns 0 into 1, turns 1 into 0. wahahaha
Lisud sabton oi.

[pointman]

#8: The Paratrooper
You know those movies where a sole commando is air-dropped deep behind enemy lines and comes out with the secret battle plans? That person in a software development shop is The Paratrooper. The Paratrooper is the last resort programmer you send in to save a dying project. Paratroopers lack the patience to work on a long-term assignment, but their best asset is an uncanny ability to learn an unfamiliar codebase and work within it. Other programmers might take weeks or months to learn enough about a project to effectively work on it; The Paratrooper takes hours or days. Paratroopers might not learn enough to work on the core of the code, but the lack of ramp-up time means that they can succeed where an entire team might fail.

Mura man og expandable pud ang programmer ani... ka faet.

[zney25]

wah..nice one.....!...11100100111000111...

[bachelle1130]

ehehehe.. asa man ko ani??.. di naman guro ko ma.belong sa programmer, tay.an nako.. ahhahaha...