just for laugh

[Onins]

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ok kaayo! hahaha very good very good

[kent666]

lol. rofl. nice naay pay moral ang story. nice jud au.

[renzo1]

haha, funny but nindot pud iyang moral story

[Chukchi]

ROFL!!!!

[RU9halogen]

nice nice nice!

[lana21]

ok

[kugmo89]

cge man sad ta katawa ani oi...hahah :mrgreen:

[mom]

Subject: Morals

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One
day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car.

[mom]

How to get to Heaven:

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold
my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything
neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I
was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my
husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how
can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F****ING DEAD

[rj325]

haha.. funny!