Dear Madam Miriam Santiago,
Please pardon my absence during Senate hearings when it is anticipated that you are in attendance. These days, I often pray that you are either sick or stuck in the plane while attempting your suicide. Because with you in the House, there is nothing running in my head but: GET ME OUT OF HERE! I AM AFRAID OF DEBATES! MIRIAM SANTIAGO WILL EAT ME ALIVE!
Sweatingly Yours,
Nancy " KIRARA " Binay