Texting pickup lines

[|nCuBabE]

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rockwell...you may borrow some of my common pick-up lines to start up a conversation...but these would need intellectual rigths...ahihihih kiddin'

if a caller missed call once or more than twice:
-- "Hi, you tried to reach me, is there anything i can help you with?"
-- "Hello, you keep on missed calling, how may i help you?"

if you are trying to gain friends or textbuddy, for an instance, you may say these:
-- "Hi, sorry to disturb your peace, i just wanted to make friends with you, would that be alright?"
-- "Hello, am _________, our common friend gave your number to me to be your textmate, are you interested?"

worst case would be...and for me, its the most effective way to catch attention...

you may use my "Wrong Send Technique" for i've tried this already many times and i found out that the recipient i sends back the message to me and then there i go saying sorry and asking for anything like a name for example.
-- On dates: "Where are you? I've been here for a couple of hours now, are still coming? "
-- For students: "Hi. Its me _________, what page was our assignment for accounting again ?"
-- Family Oriented: "Ma, what do you want me to bring for snack tonight, pizza, cake, or ice cream ?"

i guess...am quite specific in here now...you may invent any other things that you find unique! G'luck...

[potterboy]

rockwell...you may borrow some of my common pick-up lines to start up a conversation...but these would need intellectual rigths...ahihihih kiddin'

if a caller missed call once or more than twice:
-- "Hi, you tried to reach me, is there anything i can help you with?"
-- "Hello, you keep on missed calling, how may i help you?"

if you are trying to gain friends or textbuddy, for an instance, you may say these:
-- "Hi, sorry to disturb your peace, i just wanted to make friends with you, would that be alright?"
-- "Hello, am _________, our common friend gave your number to me to be your textmate, are you interested?"

worst case would be...and for me, its the most effective way to catch attention...

you may use my "Wrong Send Technique" for i've tried this already many times and i found out that the recipient i sends back the message to me and then there i go saying sorry and asking for anything like a name for example.
-- On dates: "Where are you? I've been here for a couple of hours now, are still coming? "
-- For students: "Hi. Its me _________, what page was our assignment for accounting again ?"
-- Family Oriented: "Ma, what do you want me to bring for snack tonight, pizza, cake, or ice cream ?"

i guess...am quite specific in here now...you may invent any other things that you find unique! G'luck...

Hmmm... sounds like from a callcenter agent.

[k3nt]

y uso txt dha?

[...]

...For friends, txt 1 then name
...For officemates, txt 2 then name
...For new subscribers, tx3 followed by name, ***, age, address, vital stats, link to personal website/friendster account, e-mail
...If you want to talk to me, call me now

[jugs_06]

hi.. hu u? ikaw to ako na meet ganiha? pwede uyab nata?

[charmz_fire]

saag: hi

charmz: hi sad.. hu u? wer did u got mahno.?

saag : uhmm.. ganiha u gave it to me?

charmrz: wer and wen daw be? naa ra ko dri balay wala ko ni lakaw. tiki ug k ok ra akong kaistorya dri.

saag : m cheenee. d ba officer applicant ka? na nagayo ko no. nimo.

charmz: ah.. ako bro diay nihatag nimo. iya mn gud ni no. b4!
(tweweweng! na crush diay sa akong bro)

[n`gel]

this is something... everytime somebody text's me and I don't know them I always say

"hu u?"
"sorry I don't know u, stop bothering me"

[ronna]

if naa mo miskol.
- aw miskolan sad.

if i recieve messages like these.

*Helo pwedi makig friends.
- if globe aw replyan if dili, miskolan lang den sila ray amnawag nako.

*Naa magpa wrong send wrong sed.
- akong ibalik ang ila message haller.
*Ah wrong sent diay. Kinsa diay ni?
- kinsa manka?
*i am ___ and you are?
- ronna.
* sorry wrong sent ha. pwedi makig friends?
- toinks! kakita naman ko ani salidaa.

den if ako wala lingaw aw applied sad na nako. like..

- kalagot kayo ka oi. ganina ra ko ngari wa pa jud ka? byaan nalang ka namo.
* ibalik niya ang message. naay pakapin "wrong sent"
- ayy sorry..
*asa diay mo?
- toinks nipatol ba naman wala pa gani ta kadiskarte.

den lastly kanang wa ko lingaw wala alibi. honest.

- helo, just guessing.. tried punching digits here and i got urs. do you mind?
* wa ka lingaw noh? wa ka uyab? ngita ka textmate? sos kabalo nako ana woi.! toinks.. barawon ba naman ta. haayyy/

[kingkoi]

muztmaos?

[aya_diwata]

oi