engineer jokes

[jinkazjinkaz]

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me too.. engineer pud ko (civil) nakatawa man sad ko ani. hehehe.

[wardog_9tn73]

Nice one. Ako ME at the same time EE... Murag Engineer (ME) and Engineer-Engineer (EE). Peace! :mrgreen:

[neodeoxy]

aku ece mo grad hopefully march 2007, pray for me mga engineer, pahusla sad ko ninyo mga reviewer books b. hehehe

[HaRL]

Such a waste

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"


The Right Place

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past.
The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is".
The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.
The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.
The engineer responded briefly:
One chalk mark $1
Knowing where to put it $49,999
It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace.


Cool

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called up to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.

[bhason]

katawanan mani mka relate mn gd.hehe engineering pa nuon ko bsme.

[kenoidz]

ahahaha....proud to be a future engineer...ngandoy lang!

[13thfriday]

weeeeeeee... excellent jokes...
me too, i'm proud to be one... (ECE)

an engineer in hell? wow... sure na jud diay nga sa HEAVEN ta adto ani... hehehehe...
travelling engineer? wow... naisahan jud lagi? ... kay nganung nisunod... hahaha...
Top Ten Reasons? malingaw jud sila... kay dili man ta boring na mga person... mangita jud ug adventure... d ba? agree?

[xaeroh]

[sirius]

gusto ko maka date ug engineer

[radieux_scablem]

its nice to become an engineer!!!
hahahaha