Audition: The Vagina Monologues

[cute_6423]

wow..when ang Vday?naay new scripts?
we watched this last year..the best jud..

@DM: it's better you try P3n!s talk first..

[beyee]

wow... as i was reading the piece, felt excited lols... it's different when u listen to the monologues than actually reading it hehehe

[KASAAC]

^hahaha mao2x mas nindut tan-awon mas entertaining... something to watch out for nasad weeeeeeee

[ace22955]

AUDITION PIECES FOR THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES (3 of 4)

3.
My vagina’s angry. It is. It’s pissed off. My vagina’s furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk about all this shit. It needs to talk to you. I mean what’s the deal — an army of people out there thinking up ways to torture my poor-ass, gentle, loving vagina. Spending their days constructing psycho products, and nasty ideas to undermine my pussy. Vagina Mother****ers.

All this shit they’re constantly trying to shove up us, clean us up — stuff us up, make it go away. Well, my vagina’s not going away. It’s pissed off and it’s staying right here. Like tampons — what the hell is that? A wad of dry ****ing cotton stuffed up there. Why can’t they find a way to subtly lubricate the tampon? As soon as my vagina sees it, it goes into shock. It says forget it. It closes up. You need to work with the vagina, introduce it to things, prepare the way. That’s what foreplay’s all about. You got to convince my vagina, seduce my vagina, engage my vagina’s trust. You can’t do that with a dry wad of ****ing cotton.

Stop shoving things up me. Stop shoving and stop cleaning it up. My vagina doesn’t need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Don’t try to decorate. Don’t believe them when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it’s supposed to smell like pussy. That’s what they’re doing, trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays, floral, berry, rain. I don’t want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cooked it. I want to taste the fish. That’s why I ordered it.

[ace22955]

AUDITION PIECES FOR THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES (4 of 4)

4.
DIFFERENT TYPES OF MOANS

There's the clit moan (a soft in-the-mouth sound),
the vaginal moan (a deep in-the-throat sound),
the combo, clit-vaginal moan.
There's the almost moan (a circling sound),
the right on it moan (a deeper definite sound),
the elegant moan (a sophisticated laughing sound),
the Grace Slick moan (a rock singing sound),
the WASP moan (no sound),
the Jewish moan (“No. No.”),
the African-American moan (“Oh shit!”),
the Irish Catholic moan (“Forgive me.”),
the mountaintop moan (yodeling sound),
the baby moan (googie googie googie goo sound),
the doggy moan (a panting sound),
the uninhibited militant bisexual moan (a deep, aggressive, pounding sound),
the machine-gun moan,
the tortured Zen moan (a twisted hungry sound),
the Diva moan (a high operatic note),
the college moan (“I should be studying. I should be studying.”),
and finally, the surprise triple orgasm moan (intense, multifaceted, climactic moan).

[ace22955]

GOOD LUCK and we hope to see you at the auditions.

[redline]

question!! unsay pag audition ana TS kinahanglan jd maghubo unya pasulti-on ang vagina.. hehehe!! sak2 ba?

[ace22955]

@redline - dili sakto. the monologues are about women's experiences. its a very decent piece. Tan aw nya sa play which will be on February 2010.

[ace22955]

Send a performance resume' complete with name, gender, age, picture, contact number, email address, school/course/company and/or type of work to crystalcavalierproductions@gmail.com. Please send this on or before December 15, 2009.

[ace22955]

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Send a performance resume' complete with name, gender, age, picture, contact number, email address, school/course/company and/or type of work to crystalcavalierproductions@gmail.com. Please send this on or before December 15, 2009.