a dead person's guide to heaven or to hell

[kebotDiNaMute]

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dual personality?

1 interesting story, shared by 1 interesting person, witnessed by 1 interested person. hmmm need more facts...

[miyay]

maybe the guy is a ghost whisperer OR

more likely, a fruitcake with lots of mixed nuts

[munzter666]

hi istoryans..
my student claims to have a "job" "before"
he says he formerly guides the dead or leads them either to heaven or hell..
he describes heaven and hell as a state or being, not a place..
i dont understand..
he even claims to be capable of telling how many more years are left for you to live..
he tells his classmates: 'hey, dont you guys commit suicide.. im still on vacation"
so weird.. yet i admit, interesting.. hehehe..
he tells me, maam, well see each other when you die..
ill be your guide..
i dont know.
what's your view on this?
naa juy in.ana?

...maybe your student is making a move on you. with a "weird" sense of choosing pick up lines.
kulang na lang ug i lab you ma'am.

[kit_cebu]

that's just another person who needs a legit job...

[georgina]

well, he's a hearter in his high school..
when he told me that, i asked him "what do you mean?.. past life?
he said "no.. when you say past life, that means i was alive before in another life then i died then became the life i have now.. but then, i did not die.. how can i die when i guide the dead.."

so of course, i cant help but be skeptical about it..
i asked him " how can that be? where did you get that idea? is there really a job like that?
he asked me back " what do you mean 'idea' maam.. are you pertaining to the psychological condition people say i have?
i said "dont you have one? arent you delusional?" i think i was offensive but he, i think, didnt mind.. he just said "basta mam, when we see each other when you die, you wont be able to recognize me.. but i shall tell you that i was once your student in college"
creepy!
he somewhat reads the remaining years of a person's life.. he said i still have 46 years more to live.. saon!!!

[herp_doctor]

Hmmm... Too much telly for a child in puberty.

I suggest you take his word with a pinch of salt. And advice the kid to get off the couch, get out of the house and spend more time outdoors in the real world. Rather than keeping his eyes fixed on the tube the whole time, watching show like the "Outer Limits" or "The Twiight Zone"...

[kit_cebu]

^well said... hahaha

[munzter666]

an EMO kid?
tell him to layoff a bit from EMO music stuffs.
maybe ask his parents if he's on medication maintainance stuff...(they go loopy if they dont take it regularly as prescribed thingy or worst when taken with alcohol and weed)

[herp_doctor]

worst when taken with alcohol and weed

Hahaha!! Good point...

Not to mention a giving it a dash of LSD, now he's flying!!

[vp-rakista]

did he usually get perfect score in your exams? he should i supposed, with his ability to predict no. of years to live