How honest are you with your partner?

[e99y]

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about honesty ... =)

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river.
His axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked,
"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen
into water.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked! .
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty
and gave him all three axes to keep,
and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along
the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,

"Why are you crying? "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez,
You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I also say 'no' to her,
You will thirdly come u! p with my wife,
and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me.
But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take
care of all three wifes, so that's whyI said yes this time."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS WHENEVER A MAN LIES IT IS
FOR AN HONORABLE AND USEFUL REASON

[e99y]

imho...
being dishonest kay di gyud maayo, masakpan man or di masakpan.
konsensyahon na lang, =( honest na lang kaysa sa uban tao pa niya
mahibal-an... =)

[darkevilunicorn]

Fairly honest!!!!!!!

[cottoncandy]

I'd rather say the truth na lang than get caught lying... Am not good at it man gud... Nu-oN... practice makes it perfect... wehehe...

[KiNoSHITaLiT3]

if he don't want me to talk to other guys... m sure i can do that...


m that honest.. m with or without him

[elord]

i love my gurl so much

[tootskie]

honest au oi,maski malibang gud ko,istorya pa naku nya

[nunobone]

i even told her na manguyab unta ko sa akong "ex"(sa 1st anniversary pajud namo!)...
i told her na i like this girl coz she's .........

then mosulti sad siya na she likes this guy because ... blah blah blah..... (sakit sad paminawon!, nabawsan nuon)

[grlnxtdor16]

depende rana oi.if u are readi to let go of the skeletons in ur closet, mas maau. mas ma close inuha relationship.pero kung di gai madala, i gues kailangan pag time.

[bonniebonny]

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i do white lies once in a while.

pero not to the extent nga mamakak nalang jud ko'g grabeh.

i.e., di ko ganahan mo ari sya amo,

ngita ko excuse nga di sya kaari

bad? not really. sometimes i just wanna be alone.

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