Make your own SONA-- cge hah!!!

[samurai-xyz]

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-ingon ang mga government officials dire sa atong nasod na dako kaayo ug income ang atong kaban tungod sa EVAT...since DAKO man kaha ug makuha aning evat...aw ang tanang makolekta na kwarta kay ipang apod2 sa tanang pobre na pinoy para wala nay sige ug rally then wla na pagpangawat na mabuhat..
-in addition, tagaan ug trabaho ang tanang walay trabaho sa tibuok nasod..[way labot ang mga can afford]
-ang mga oldies kay naay monthly allowance or pension kanang dili jud masipyat kay para dili magkutoy ang tyan..
-i improve ang mga infrastructure sa tibuok nasod para world class atong dating...
-ang education kay patas-an pa ang kalidad sama sa pag hire ug maayong maestra, pag hatag ug mga modern facilities sa eskwelahan, 1:1 book na walay errors and maanindot na rooms with conducive environment
-ang tanang mga kriminal na naay heinous crime kay yataps sad...ang less ra ang crime kay reclusion perpertua ang sentence...
-mag build ug high quality na ospital na kompleto sa tanang ekipo ug pasilidad na low-cost ra ang charge.
-ang madakpan na corrupt with evidence kay priso dayon...i freeze pa jud ang account

sus...if ingon ani pa lang..we will live in a peaceful and happy life forever and ever..AMEN...

[MisterSuave]

hyperwage theory.... -the end

[rishee]

none of these ideas are really going to work... are they hehe... mao na dha ron...

[SaywatUwant]

Sigeh beh..
Let us, the ordinary Juan deLa Cruz-es,
come up with some BRILLIANT ways to change
our state.
When we post, we should be able to assure
everyone here that our plan WILL work..
all fantastic Ideas must be feasible,
practical, and show results immediately..
like what we had always dreamed of.
the country is facing a lot of problems..
but let's first deal with the obvious..
and avoid touching other stupid and corrupt
politicians..
here are the things we need to solve:
Gas prices
Poverty
High Crime rate
Drug Addiction and other health related concerns
Quality of Education
Uncontrollable population
Unemployment rate
Polution
Terrorism and other threats to Tourism
and other chuvah you can think of..

kita-kita kono mangita solusyon ug maka ambag
ba giud ta sa atong kaugalingon problema..
ug kita pud maghimo sa atong kaugalingon SONA
and if there's something you think is not
practical, cge battle it head on.. hehe..

Nindot ni da.Lets start from the thread starter first.

[rishee]

Nindot ni da.Lets start from the thread starter first.

I know better by letting the more knowledgeable ones do it... but i sense people here have a better method of doing so themselves...

[neilyong]

SONAmaria napupuno ka nang gracia...hjahahaha... btaw2x, hmm.. if i were a president..ako SONA kay hmuon nko tanan tao ug dato pra way lalis..hahahahhaha... i think people should not make promises kay pra ma surprise nlng cla sa imo gpang buhat and ma appreciate na sa tanan ang mga unexpected things nga nabuhat nmo for the country..kaysa mag expect cla nga kani imong pang buhaton..paet kau ug lakag.. but kung knhanglan jud mag SONA...all i can say, ILL TRY MY BEST TO DO MY DUTY AND DO IT WITH ALL MIGHT AND GLORY...YET I NEED ALL OF YOU TO WORK WITH ME.char....eh di humana na dayon ang SONA, wa ray 30 mins.bwahahah

haha..

kewl! less talk, less reaction...

[nItO/pIrEnA]

My SONA if the Philippines was not screwed up by its leaders decades ago:

My dear compatriots, today we celebrate a great day, today we celebrate the greatness of our country. Just 10 days ago, we have successfully landed our troops on Sabah, and now hold the cities of Kota Kinabalu, Sandakan, and Tawau, along with other major and minor settlements. We are nearing victory in Sabah; the governments of the other ASEAN nations, together with the United States, Japan, China, Australia, Great Britain, Canada, and Germany support our claim.

And just 2 months ago, our naval base in the Kalayaan Islands had began operations, and we now hold exclusive rights to oil exploration and drilling of the entire area. Our claim of the Spratlys is now complete, with the recent withdrawal of the Chinese claim to the area, the last country to withdraw such claims.

[radiostar]

nindot ni rishee unsa imong sona? dali dayon dugaya nimo maka himo oi... ikaw nag start sa thread ikaw mo una og himo og sona

unsa man dugaya oi? or pasikat rana imo? or pa critical critical ka?

[rishee]

I know better by letting the more knowledgeable ones do it... but i sense people here have a better method of doing so themselves...

I know better by letting the more knowledgeable ones do it... but i sense people here have a better method of doing so themselves...

i repeat....

I know better by letting the more knowledgeable ones do it... but i sense people here have a better method of doing so themselves...

[radiostar]

lame reason, why can't you make your own sona? you started it all...