a British journalist talks about the Phil. (its so funny!) & other stories too..

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@ inkubuz and pepau..

thanks guyz.. i'll try to update this thread with some articles para maka basa sad mo.. mga funny lang ako i-post para makalingaw..

the best jud tong amerkano...^^

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Real 911 calls

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


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Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.


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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

[akira_vans]

up...haha..nice!

[jjhen]

hehe..lingaw ko ani! thanks!

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@akira and jjhen

--thanks for dorpping by guyz..ehehe

post nya ko ug lain later.. ^^

[Ronn926]

:2FUNNY: lingaw ko sa taga-UK... hehehe

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@ronn---

ehehe..lagi..kataw-anan au siya ^^


glad u'v like it

[gARN]

Nice..Nice..UP!

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@garn

..thanks!

post lang mo if you have somthing to share!!!

[manick]

haha nice ni mka wa sa stress