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  1. 06-28-2010, 09:29 AM #171
    jmaxdb
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    Teacher: Juan, what is Ethics?
    Juan: Mam the Ethics is the Cousin of the Ducks! Etiks.
    Teacher: Very Good Juan, And that duck will lay an egg.
    Juan: yes Mam, dats korek!
    Teacher: and that Egg will be Your Grade juan.
    Juan: waaaaaah

    xD
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  2. 06-28-2010, 12:18 PM #172
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    juan nangaply ug job...si pedro ang boss


    pedro: so!! ano bang mga nalalaman mo?

    juan: bos!! alam ko anak mo sa labas pati name ng kabit nyo

    at mas maganda pa doon alam ko address ng bahay nyo at # ng mrs mo..
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  3. 06-28-2010, 12:30 PM #173
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    hahahahaha. blackmail
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  4. 06-28-2010, 04:04 PM #174
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    Juan the Pilot: Good morning all passengers. I'm here to tell that we have good news and bad news.

    Pedro the passenger: unsa kahay good news?

    Juan: We are landing immediately

    Pedro: wow ka dali ra gud.. nindota jud aning Philippine Airlines oi. unya ang bad news?

    Juan: We are CRASH LANDING!

    Pedra: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHH
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  5. 06-28-2010, 09:15 PM #175
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    Pedro: ( nipalit sa tindahan ni Juan ) Ayo! Palita ko ug Tang Orange!
    Juan: Kanang powder?
    Pedro: Ngano diay, naay BARETA?
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  6. 06-28-2010, 09:41 PM #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmaxdb View Post
    Juan the Pilot: Good morning all passengers. I'm here to tell that we have good news and bad news.

    Pedro the passenger: unsa kahay good news?

    Juan: We are landing immediately

    Pedro: wow ka dali ra gud.. nindota jud aning Philippine Airlines oi. unya ang bad news?

    Juan: We are CRASH LANDING!

    Pedra: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHH


    HHAHAHA. Ktawa ku dah.
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  7. 06-28-2010, 11:09 PM #177
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    Quote Originally Posted by elvishtattoo View Post
    Pedro: ( nipalit sa tindahan ni Juan ) Ayo! Palita ko ug Tang Orange!
    Juan: Kanang powder?
    Pedro: Ngano diay, naay BARETA?
    hahahahahahah
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  8. 06-28-2010, 11:14 PM #178
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    lingawa ane oi..everyday medicine na gyud ni nako...
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  9. 06-29-2010, 04:34 AM #179
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    Quote Originally Posted by elvishtattoo View Post
    Pedro: ( nipalit sa tindahan ni Juan ) Ayo! Palita ko ug Tang Orange!
    Juan: Kanang powder?
    Pedro: Ngano diay, naay BARETA?
    Bangas ka!! LOL
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  10. 06-29-2010, 02:24 PM #180
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    Quote Originally Posted by totoyko View Post
    Ang bag-ong mata.

    Juan: Bai pedro wala nako kasabot sa ako kaugalingon.
    Pedro: ngano man bai juan?
    Juan: gusto ko matulog pero dili jud ka katulgon bisan unsaon nako og pugos pagkatulog dili jud.
    Pedro: basin naa ka INSOMIA bai juan?
    juan: wala sad bai oe karon raman pud na hitabu nako.
    Pedro: unya unsa man jud diay imo gipaminaw sa imo lawas bai?
    Juan: wala man bai basin in ani cguro ning bag-ong mata dili katullog bai sa?
    Pedro: bangas ka!
    paytera nga lumba!!
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