Lumay or Gayuma~ Information, Preparation and Remedies

[ej___]

Hehehe.

[miguelboom]

I was in Quiapo Church yesterday. Ay sus, pagkadaghang lumay gibaligya! Maayo na lang wa ko natintal.

Ayos ah!... heheh!

[stabwounds]

first of all i dont belive in gayuma. naa koy i share, nako friend nga iyang mga underwear iyahang ihumol sa water then iyang pug on sa small bottle nya mao kuno to ang pang gayuma sa mga mga girls nga ganahan niya patak patak lang kuno... pagkahibaw nako ato yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!! naa nko idea asa na gikan mga gayuma kuyaw sa?!!!

[jfox]

o,kabalo btaw ko ana pero ang faet ana kay wa man kabalo ang boy or girl na naa lumay iya gi inom.......peace!

[wsraxe]

ah sus.. gayuma wa'y ayu.. pagkabata nako ana sila 12 midnight magda ka candle, wear ug allwhite den mag-atubang sa mirror makakita ka sa guy imo mkadayon,.. haay nalanay nalang ang candila wa ju'y niappear na taw! ako rang dagway na nagkurog sa kahadlok! ahahaha! den picture kuno sa imo crush butangan ug roses ug papel aw unsa ba to na papel man to naa spell.. den ibutang ug glass.. gbuhat nako grade4 man guro mi ato.. ah da college nako una pa nanguyab akong crush! hahaha! aw bati naman xag nawng pagcollege.. haha

wahahahha...

[geoseph]

Kahinumdum kog istorya sa komiks (yes, naabtan pa nako ang comics) about Dodong who asked for advice from his lolo, on what would be the most potent lumay in the world bec., he fell for beautiful Inday.

The lolo knew how much faith his apo had for him, and he explained that, the eye of the ayungin (a small fish) taken underwater, caught with bare hands, and only during the full moon, would grant him the power he wished.

Dodong couldn't be more thankful! He marked the calendar, and took every chance. But, he failed each time and eventually, almost gave up. Yet, he couldn't imagine life without Inday. Then, one stormy day, on a full moon, he realized he'd rather die trying, than not winning her heart. He dared the weather, and almost to his disbelief, his persistence finally paid-off!

Armed with the most poweful love charm in the universe, he proceeded to woe Inday with great confidence (how could he fail now?) and eventually ... he won her heart.

After the wedding, almost in tears, Dodong approached to thank his lolo. He gratefully said that, he couldn't have had married Inday, without his help. His loving apuhan, who only observed the whole time, and with understanding eyes finally revealed the whole secret to him - "Apo nako, mahal tika. Dili nako makaya nga maguol ka. Pero, kanang mata sa ayunging, wala man gyud nay gahum. (Isda ra man nang isubak.) Ang tinuod gahom nga gidala nimo kay katong kumpiyansa nimo sa imong kaugalingon. Maayo ra gyud to." Si Dodong, nag-nosebleed intawon.

[YJOB]

maayo kay wa niya tigbasa sundang iyang lolo ;D

[paganu]

Di ko motoo ANI tinuhan man ni sa boktot.

flowers ug chocolate mao na ang BEST nga gayuma para sa babaye.

Nya sa lalaki kinahnglan ikaw babaye maayo ka molihok sa kusina. Imong buhaton paadtoon nimo ang lalaki sa inyohang balay nya pakita imong lalaki nga ikaw gyud ang galuto,unya patilawa sa lamian nimong putahe.

That's all Folks!!!

[geoseph]

maayo kay wa niya tigbasa sundang iyang lolo ;D

Hehehe ... Thanks. Hadlok sigurong di madayon ang honeymoon.

[$kronos$]

hahay..ug tinood ning lumay,lumayon jud nako ni si Orlando Bloom ky papa-ble jud keu....