That awkward moment when your neighbors are listening to a radio drama w/ a S3X scene

[ulyssa_marie]

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Please stick to the topic. if the troll is around, ignore lang. monrose will deal with him.

@ leeleepot:
Haha in fact, i was doing my monthly reports, then all of a sudden i heard all these "sounds". mka blush/uwaw jud! ahahahahah it's like "...must....do... report...must...concentrate..must... AHHH! MY BRAIN!! IT BURNS!!"

@noel:
let's join them! we'll show those radio drama's what real arousing sounds are like. hahaha jokes

[ulyssa_marie]

And this is what we call DOUBLE STANDARD.

on topic:

Kahinumdum ko ani. Gibadlong ni mama among silingan nga pahinayan ang radyo kay makadungog kuno mga bata. Verbotennnnnnnnn!

hahaha praise to your mom!

i dont think i have the guts to go over to my neighbors and tell them to do that. hahaha.. basin mu ingon sila nako "selos lang ka!"

[ulyssa_marie]

Dear Inday Vanessa, Itago lang ko sa pangalan na Inday. ^_^

*Kung kinsay familiar ana na linya, apir! hehe*

Inday, ako nang isulod!

Isulod na Juan!

Ania na! HUhHHH!

Nasulod na Juan?

Nasulod na Inday!

*Inday's husband enters room*

Unsa man ni! Mga animal! Diria pa jud ninyo gibuhat sa akong panimalay!

Ah, uhm, Pedro, sayo diay ka ningbalik gikan sa bukid. ah, ah, ako ra man ning gimasahe si paring Juan!!

HAHAHAHAHA my brain! it burns!! hahaha kaw jud, na memorize pa jud nimo ang lines.. washoooooooooooo

[Hammer_and_Sickle]

intermission sa RMN: what's the style? palami style,

talya: ahhh(moaning) cardo, lipaya ko
cardo: oh, talyo, e-hatag ko kanimo ang langit ug ang himaya, ahhhh(moaning)

ako, sige'g katawa, hahahahahaha

[ulyssa_marie]

intermission sa RMN: what's the style? palami style,

talya: ahhh(moaning) cardo, lipaya ko
cardo: oh, talyo, e-hatag ko kanimo ang langit ug ang himaya, ahhhh(moaning)

ako, sige'g katawa, hahahahahaha

hahahaha do people really say that while doing it?? it's cheesy, but even more when u narrate it in bisaya. hahahaha

If a couple was doing it, and this came on the radio suddenly.. it will extinguish the fire. hahaha

[Hammer_and_Sickle]

hahahaha do people really say that while doing it?? it's cheesy, but even more when u narrate it in bisaya. hahahaha

If a couple was doing it, and this came on the radio suddenly.. it will extinguish the fire. hahaha

yes, they do say that, back in 50's, hahahahaha....

[ulyssa_marie]

yes, they do say that, back in 50's, hahahahaha....

Snap.... hahahahaha. If someone said that to me when in bed, id go "uh..............okay" *continues whatever she is doing*.

Perhaps, back then, metaphors were a turn on. but now, being straight forward and frank is the style.

Imagine "i'm going to rub you like a magic lamp!" ............BAAAHAHAHA

[LeeLeePot]

bedtalk man yata tawag ana..it stimulates the deed pud..like a foreplay...wuhooo!

who's your daddyy?!!!

who's you mommmyyy?!!rawr! lol

[ulyssa_marie]

bedtalk man yata tawag ana..it stimulates the deed pud..like a foreplay...wuhooo!

who's your daddyy?!!!

who's you mommmyyy?!!rawr! lol

haha if it was bed talk like in the radio dramas... wahh! skip the talk! hahaha.

That got me thinking... what is it about asking "who's ur mommy?".. wouldnt the reply be "you are!!".... wouldn't screwing a son be..... WRONG!? hahaha

Bed talk these days.

[noel_llapa]

Nothing beats the "rape" scenes:

Dugay na jud ko nimo gitintal anang imong seksi lawas. hmmmm, presko pa kaayo! Ali inday, ayaw kahadlok, dad-un ta ka sa kalipay na walay sama.

Ayaw Unduy, malooy ka, kining akong pag-kababaye ako kining gireserba sa akong mabana.

Yaw kabalaka inday, kay ako ta kang pakaslan, igasa lamang na sa akon karun ang lawasnung himaya!