di ko nimo uy
sorry experience needed! bt you can try sa uban....agay !
OT: dont worry kng ma-busted, "what does not kill you make your strong"<---- sakto bah? nyahahaha
dil sako mag uyab uyab kay suko si papa hehehe
maayo pa wala nalang usa kay galisud akong kahimtang..
just like what my ex told me kadtong nakigbulag xa nako...Originally Posted by grlnxtdor16
mas close me sa imong maguwang
Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Women.
(What it really means)
1 I think of you as a brother (What it really means)
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing dude in Deliverance
2 There's a slight difference in
our ages (What it really means)
I don't want to play with my dad.
3 I'm not attracted to you in
'that' way. (What it really means)
You’re the most ugly bastard I've
ever laid eyes on.
4 My life is too complicated right
now (What it really means)
I don’t want you spending the
whole night as you might hear
phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing.
5 I've got a boyfriend (What it really means)
I’d rather spend the night with
the TV and a half-gallon tub of
Beer.
6 I don't date men where I work (What it really means)
I wouldn't date you if you were
the only guy in the country let
alone the same building.
7 It's not you, it's me (What it really means)
It's you!
8 I'm concentrating on my career (What it really means)
Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better
than dating you.
9 I'm celibate (What it really means)
Or I’d rather be than sleep with
you.
10 Let's be friends (What it really means)
I want you to stay around so I can
tell you in excruciating detail
about all the other men I meet.
watch out for this lines....
sorry ha dili pako ready...
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