What made you smile today?

[gracie7]

*during boxing class*

Instructor: do you have a boyfriend?
G: yes
I: can I have his #?
G: what?
I: I’m gonna give him a call and make sure not to piss you off

Di ra gyud ni smile but bahakhak gyud

[Little_Mermaid88]

#textsfromyourex

[beyee]

The inside jokes

[keen]

akong guapong anghel kay gitabangan ko niya ug himo ug logo. hahaha ipaklaro lang.

[keen]

minaw ko 90s channel when nitukar ang song ni shanice. nakahinumdom nuon ko ug pinakalit that time when nangempleyado pa ko. i was discussing a report with my clark kent-lookalike supervisor and talking about engineering stuff i couldn't get a grip on. imbes motubag sa akong pangutana, nikanta nuon ug "i love your smile (whistle, whistle, whistle)" hahahhaha

[beyee]

Someone's birthday is coming up

[mightygurl]

ky wala japon ko palpak sa work...

my dog. wagging his tail nung papasok na ko to work.

[sandy2007]

finding my way back here..

[keen]

ang akong gisungog nga dramatist hahaha

[beyee]

Wa-Poise Moment

Got out of the bank feeling so awesome in my black and white ensemble
and favorite wedges -- walking so gracefully with some cool music playing
at the back of my mind.

Just when I noticed my left foot feeling so LIGHTER, when I looked down --

QUE HORROR!!!

Nahibilin ako lapa-lapa a few steps behind me in broad daylight for everyone to see.
I saw some people having a good laugh. Hahahaha! Kaulaw bah ui hahahaha

Awww kuha ang lapa-lapa, stepped on it and stood then called home for back-up as
if nothing happened hahaha

Sauha bah na-Cinderella ko karong buntaga