Tables and Chairs for RENT!

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For rent tables and chairs at affordable price.

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Good evening Cebu.

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Thank for booking today, Gorordo client.

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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails.

Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment.

He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said: "Come on guys, we're almost there!"

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When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the 'Painless' dentist. However a local little girl called Gemima disputed his claim.

'He's a fake!' Gemima told her friends. 'He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he screamed like anyone else.'

Good night Cebu!

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boss basin naa ka dha tables na kato wood jud metal stand gamiton event sa ayala this coming october..kay patungan man gud og mga computer(PC desktop)..salamat

Boss puro ni sya plastic, wala miy wood

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Albert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings. So one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said "I've heard your speech so many times, I know it word for word! Why don't you take the night off and let me deliver the talk this evening?" Einstein agreed.

When they arrived at the venue, Einstein put on the chauffers uniform and hat, and sat at the back of the hall. The chauffeur took his place on the podium, and effortlessly delivered the speech, and invited the audience to ask questions.

He convincingly answered the first few, but then one pompous man stood up and asked a very difficult question on his theories of relativity. The chauffeur was flummoxed, but calmly said "Why, that question is so very easy, I will let my chauffeur answer it!"

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dili mo maabot ug lapu-lapu sir?

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dili mo maabot ug lapu-lapu sir?

mo abot man, pro with delivery charge. So be very specific kung asa gyud ang inyo sa lapu2x

Please booked your reservations at least 24 hours before your events and call us at 505-8384. If no one will answer please text us and leave your name at this number 0932-8561434 (SUN), 0922-8622796 (SUN) and 0947-8906127 (SMART) and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Good afternoon Cebu!