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  1. #1211

    "pde ko mohulam sa imong celfon? tawagan nako ako mama kay nakitan na nako ang babaye na akong minyoan."


    it works too! nice things happened to me ani na line everytime mag nightlife ko hahaha. pangitaa lng ang chicks na dle au seryoso ug hitsura kay madala gyd ani.

  2. #1212
    me: hi miss... may i know your name..

    miss: huh?! are you crazy? well if u have a million bank account, a bmw, a rest house in a beach and a 7 inches pnis.. then youll have my name..

    me: ahuh... uhhm miss i dont have a million bank account but i have a million dollar account a bmw? i dont have it but i have a ferrarri.. a beach house? ohhw an island do you like? and uhh!! excuse me i dont want to cut 3 inches ov mine just to have ur name ^^

    naks

  3. #1213
    sa panagbulag dayon gusto nimong maangkon ug balik!

    sa kakaisip sayo! Talo mo pah ang traffic sa edsa, sabi nya bakit?, ang sabi ko naman: Kasi i cant move on!

  4. #1214
    are you a parking ticket?
    'cause you got FINE written all over you. LOL

  5. #1215
    Quote Originally Posted by xericho View Post
    "pde ko mohulam sa imong celfon? tawagan nako ako mama kay nakitan na nako ang babaye na akong minyoan."


    it works too! nice things happened to me ani na line everytime mag nightlife ko hahaha. pangitaa lng ang chicks na dle au seryoso ug hitsura kay madala gyd ani.

    there is much more to this than just being a pick-up line.. nindot ni .. but i never really used it

  6. #1216
    Quote Originally Posted by abat View Post
    pick up line?? dili ba "how much?" waeheehhehe
    the most effective pick-up line sa colon
    hehehehe

  7. #1217
    ako kay kasagaran start sa "unsa orasa?" hehehe

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  9. #1219
    Miga testing daw ug pa blood-test


    basin di…



    ako imong typ....

  10. #1220
    magaling ka ba sa puzzle? kasi you complete me.

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