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  1. #1141

    guy: miss, pwd tka ipatimbang?...

    gurl: huh?...nan0 man?..tamb0k njud k0 sa imong panan'aw?..

    guy: bug'at man gud kau ka sa ak0ng dughan....





    tua rah......based 0n experience ni...ehhehehhehehe

  2. #1142
    its the real thing

  3. #1143
    guy: Miss, me titulo ka ba?

    gal: wala bakit?

    guy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita! (grabe nga banat...)

    reply sa gurl: How sweet! Ilang pages ka ba?

    guyna confused).. bakit?

    gurl: KAsi ang KAPAL MO!....

  4. #1144
    Quote Originally Posted by miss tapya View Post
    guy: Miss, me titulo ka ba?

    gal: wala bakit?

    guy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita! (grabe nga banat...)

    reply sa gurl: How sweet! Ilang pages ka ba?

    guyna confused).. bakit?

    gurl: KAsi ang KAPAL MO!....
    ahahhahahah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss tapya View Post
    guy: Miss, me titulo ka ba?

    gal: wala bakit?

    guy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita! (grabe nga banat...)

    reply sa gurl: How sweet! Ilang pages ka ba?

    guyna confused).. bakit?

    gurl: KAsi ang KAPAL MO!....
    haahhhahhaa nindot

  6. #1146
    girl: how do i look?

    boy: tan c / sin c

    girl: huh?

    boy: tan c /sin c
    = (sin c / cos c)/ sin c
    = 1/cos c
    = SEC C!

    haha pang math wizards.

    -----------------------------------
    boy: miss globe user ka?
    girl: yep, why man?
    boy: Di ba sa globe walang imposible, so possible nga magkakita.

  7. #1147
    nka try n ko any 1 time... gi mit nko akong ka txtmate nya pag kita nmo gwapahan ko
    mao ni akong gi say nya

    "ty for 2 things.. 1st kay wa ko nmo gi indian 2nd for being beautiful"

    ni smile xa.. after 1wik uyab n mi.. hek3!!

  8. #1148
    Quote Originally Posted by miss tapya View Post
    guy: Miss, me titulo ka ba?

    gal: wala bakit?

    guy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita! (grabe nga banat...)

    reply sa gurl: How sweet! Ilang pages ka ba?

    guyna confused).. bakit?

    gurl: KAsi ang KAPAL MO!....



    nyehehehe payter!!

  9. #1149
    B: Miss pahulam ug ballpen
    G: OK(hatag dayon sa ballpen)
    B: Dili lagi moagi miss
    G: Sure ka? Moagi baya na
    B: Sigi isulat kuno imo number kung moagi ba jud.

  10. #1150
    ko ngita ko uyab
    bag.o lang ko member

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