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Thread: Pick Up lines

  1. #1121

    this thread has been done before... pero contribute gihapon ko...

    "Have you ever been raped?"

  2. #1122
    Miss, can u go to the police station w/ me? ipablotter kita kc binihag mo ang aking puso

  3. #1123

  4. #1124
    miss, meron ka bang dalang map dyan? kc sa tuwing tumitining ako sayo, nawawala ako sa sarili ko

  5. #1125
    totskie: (guapo jud kaayu, naghinuktok, nag-inusara sa foodcourt)
    GOLDIE: (miduol sa table ni totskie) hi, excuse me?
    totskie: (pa-cute2x) hhmmmm sa man?
    GOLDIE: PWEDE muhawa naka? wa naman lain bakante gud, cge na, wa btaw kay gi-order...

  6. #1126
    (stranger came up to me asking)

    miss pwd ko patabang unsaon pag gamit sa pay phone?

    very obvious! very simple pag gamit sa pay phone ah! minus kaayo!

  7. #1127
    "miss, ur good in algebra right??.. uhmmm, will you substitute my X??"

  8. #1128
    do you know what happen next?

  9. #1129
    first love never die.

  10. #1130
    Quote Originally Posted by jlodarl View Post
    “Great legs, what time do they open?”
    nice line...

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