Weird mulang. Maka dagan cguro ang target anah. Mahadlok!!!
Weird mulang. Maka dagan cguro ang target anah. Mahadlok!!!
your lips make you soo cute...
can i..?
@target girl wearing sandals or flipflops, walking by in a common hangout place (i.e. bars, malls, outpost, etc...)
(deliver smooth, clear and moderately fast)
hey miss, your shoes' untied...what's your name?
hahaha depende sa reaction and mood niya.. it works sometimes...
miss naa unta ko pick up line e sulti nimo...
kung makilig ka ani... mubo kaayo ka ug kalipay. hehehe.
kini, mo work ni:
Me: Nag huna-huna ko kung unsa pickup line akong i-sulti.
Girl: Ngano diay.
Me: Daghan man gud guys sige pickup nimo. See dat guy ober der? Sige ra siya tan-aw nimo pero naintimidate. Nyehehe.
Girl: *laughs*
Me: (in a mocking tone) Baby can you light my fire? <insert more corny pickup lines and mock them>
Girl: *laughs*
Me: What's your pickup line?
Girl: Huh?
Me: Ganiha ra ka sige tan-aw nako ba. Nyehehe.
Girl: Order ko beer beh...
Me: No. You order me a beer. Then we'll talk.
Girl: Suplado ah! <laughs>
Me: Suplado your face. *speaks to waiter* Waiter, beer daw oh... bangkahan ko ni Miss...
Girl: Miss Maria Clara (or whatever her name is).
At dis point, i-reverse nako ang roles unya siya konohay akong ipa-pickup nako. Hehehe...
nindota ani oi..
hehehe lingaw kog basa.. post pa mo be..
up ko ani nga thread
"i did it mY mOm. i played wd mY Boyfrnd.. i got stinky, i got flirty,i trade my sandwich 4 a chulalips' we got dirty, we tried and tried mom and we reach the top, i got pregnant.. but See?? i LEARNED, SOORY NA HUh..? "
best ---------> (name), in this perfectionist world. your the best thing that GOD created...
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