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  1. 06-08-2010, 04:09 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by remz399 View Post
    juan : nag sakit man ako.a tiyan pedro pag homan kaon sa inason...

    pedro : unsa man pud hitsura sa unod pag abli nimo.?..

    juan : uhuhuhuhu.. patay.!!! ablihan pa diay toh.?

    hahhahahahah.... ^_______^™
    kaamaw ani o.. hahaha
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  2. 06-08-2010, 06:41 PM #102
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    (Juan ug Pedro naa sa Jeep)


    Juan: Plete nato Pedro ohh..

    Pedro: Kuwang mani'ng P10

    Juan: Mu baynte ra na, libat bitaw'ng drayber.

    Pedro: Hehehe.... Plete noy ohh..

    Drayber: Oops kuwang ni.

    Juan: Nganu man nga P20 mana?

    Drayber: P20 lage nya upat baya mo..

    Pedro: Pastilan!



    Bwahahaha
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  3. 06-09-2010, 11:55 AM #103
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    Balot

    EBAN: (singgit) Balot balot mo diha balot. GOLIAT: (loud) Hoy Balot... marika.
    TEBAN: Palit kag balot Sir.
    GOLIAT: Utangon lang nako ang imong balot.
    TEBAN: Utang ... (lakaw) bulhot ... bulhot ... bulhot.
    GOLIAT: Grrrrrr.
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  4. 06-09-2010, 11:55 AM #104
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    Iro
    LORNA: (nasuko) Hoy Teban higti nang imong iro kay hapit paaki ang akong anak.
    TEBAN: O nganong ang akong iro may akong higtan ... higti nang imong anak.
    LORNA: Unsya.
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  5. 06-09-2010, 11:58 AM #105
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    hahhahhahhahaha kataw anaN
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  6. 06-09-2010, 09:33 PM #106
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    PEDRO: Juan, di lang ko mo sud sa inyo,, naa man moy iro nga dako,, mama-ak nang iro a?
    Juan: sa 50 nako ka tuig dires kalibutan Pedro, wa pako ka sugat ug iro nga manumbag!
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  7. 06-09-2010, 09:47 PM #107
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    Ang bag-ong mata.

    Juan: Bai pedro wala nako kasabot sa ako kaugalingon.
    Pedro: ngano man bai juan?
    Juan: gusto ko matulog pero dili jud ka katulgon bisan unsaon nako og pugos pagkatulog dili jud.
    Pedro: basin naa ka INSOMIA bai juan?
    juan: wala sad bai oe karon raman pud na hitabu nako.
    Pedro: unya unsa man jud diay imo gipaminaw sa imo lawas bai?
    Juan: wala man bai basin in ani cguro ning bag-ong mata dili katullog bai sa?
    Pedro: bangas ka!
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  8. 06-12-2010, 01:11 AM #108
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    Pedro: oy Juan, nindot lage na imung relo. Asa na nimu palita?.

    Juan: dinaog man ko ni sa lumba dagan.

    Pedro: naa diay? pila mu kabuok nangapil?

    Juan: Tulo raman mi, ako, ang pulis, ug ang tag-iya.

    Pedro: sipata....
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  9. 06-12-2010, 03:36 AM #109
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    PEDRO: oh ari mo palit mog shades oh. shades tag 100 ra!
    JUAN: aH!!! mahala gud!!! pwede 70 nlng?
    PEDRO: pwede ra.
    JUAN: cge2x salamat o dara oh 100 pesos keep the change.

    astang amawa jud hehehe
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  10. 06-12-2010, 11:25 PM #110
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    korek....amawa gyud....
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