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Thread: Best jokes ever..
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11-06-2015, 05:23 AM #1021Elite Member
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Last edited by bizz_dakk; 11-06-2015 at 05:28 AM.
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11-06-2015, 05:29 AM #1022
sa amateur singing contest..
goliat : contestant #1, unsa imong kantahon?
contestant1: "the falling leaves" sir..
goliat : contestant #2, unsa pud ang imoha?
contestant2: ahh.. "dahong laya" akoa serr..
goliat : ah, unya ikaw contestant #3, unsa usab ang imohang kantahon?
contestant3(teban): ah, kuan, kanang.. dli nlng ko mokanta ser.. manilhig nlng ko kay daghan na kaayong sagbot..
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11-06-2015, 05:32 AM #1023Elite Member
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Pasahero: noy palihug tag hunong tapad anang iro,,
Driver: ok sir,,
Pasahero: wala man lagi ka nihunong noy?
Driver: Unsaon nako paghunong nga ga sige pamag lakaw nang iro sir,,
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BF: Naa koy ihatag nga gift sa imo, pero tag-ana sa kung unsa!GF: Sige, gai ko ug clue...
BF: Kinahanglan ni sa imong liog....
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Dili... LUGOD!!!
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11-06-2015, 05:38 AM #1024
source : brgy. rt fm (nalimot q giunsa to paghan-ay ang joke ane basta kay mura pud tog ing-ane)
maestra : juan, knsa c jose rizal?
juan : wa q kaila ana maam oy
maestra : mao na kay wa man ka nag tuon bogoa ka!
juan : (ahh.. bogo diay ha..)
juan : ah, maam! ikaw, kaila ka ni teresa maam??
maestra : ha? wa q kaila! knsa mn na?!
juan : mao na diha maam.. gadanghag lng ka! sa sunod, pag focus sa imong bana!
maestra: ayay? ayaw paninuod >_<
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11-06-2015, 08:35 AM #1025Elite Member
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Originally Posted by 2nderemperror
made me laugh. hahahaha! more pa.
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11-07-2015, 05:32 AM #1026Elite Member
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UYAB SA UNA!!!
nganong lisod man tagdon ang ex?
nasuko ka kay gipasakitan ka?
nasuko ka kay gibiyaan ka?
or
maulaw ka kay ga HUBO HUBO MO SA UNA,,,
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11-07-2015, 12:32 PM #1027C.I.A.
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ato sumpayan... Originally Posted by bizz_dakk
Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"
Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"
Army: "No pain, No gain!"
Naks di papildi ning mga Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"
Tanod: way kape way duty
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11-07-2015, 02:22 PM #1028Elite Member
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hahahah ahaka aning beera ue! Originally Posted by bizz_dakk
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11-09-2015, 01:04 PM #1029C.I.A.
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Unsaon nimo pagsulti sa usa ka tambok nga babae nga di sya masakitan?
"Excuse me Miss, Mang Tomas ba imong lotion?" Lolz
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11-10-2015, 12:20 AM #1030Senior Member
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Originally Posted by The_JACKAL
ahahaha.............
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