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Thread: Pick Up lines
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02-04-2009, 04:49 AM #1021Elite Member
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02-04-2009, 05:43 AM #1022Junior Member
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Boy: "Miss, sira yong celllphone ko"
Girl: "Really? Why? Something Wrong?
Boy: "Kc wala yong number mo dito"
walk out ang girl oi.. hahahaha
hahahahahahahaha... katawaa nako ani oi..
gi.try sa ako migo.. then naa ra ko sa likod nila naminaw... hahahahha
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02-04-2009, 08:12 AM #1023Newbie
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Patya na lang ko day ka dili ka ma ako!
LOL
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02-04-2009, 10:53 AM #1024Junior Member
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pina innocent effect...
ummmmmm... excuse me miss... imong panty gi paak sa imong lobot. would you like
me to fix it up for you.
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02-04-2009, 11:08 AM #1025Senior Member
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Miss ako si ryan(state your name) sakristan sa mabolo naa unta mi survey kng unsa imong ma sulti sa mga kabataan kron palihug ko suwat sa imong ngan, number, og answer dri sa papel.
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02-04-2009, 11:18 AM #1026Elite Member
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Hi Silingan man ta Sauna Noh
.. Wa Lng Cguro ka Kbantay Nako
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02-05-2009, 02:18 AM #1027Senior Member
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pulis imo papa?
kay imo ilong mura man sirbato gud..
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02-05-2009, 03:29 AM #1028C.I.A.
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boy: kaliwat mog pulis?
Originally Posted by mybabyfudgee
pulis imo papa?
kay imo ilong mura man sirbato gud..
mybabyfudgee: dili nganong kaingun man ka?
boy: kay imu man gud nadakpan akong kasingkasing...
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02-05-2009, 08:20 AM #1029Junior Member
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kani di ni pickup line, pero best works for a girl u know and whom u like.
first, ask her to hold her hand (anyhand).
draw a line in her palm saying "imagine this is a big big river."
next is to tell her na may bunny sa kabila ng river. (kahit na saan na side)
then ask her how in the world can the bunny get into the other side.
do this by still holding her hand!
then assuming she goes giving answers, you'll just say "nope, ur wrong!"
remember do all of this by holding her hand ha!
after na sisirit na sya, tell her na:
"ang answer is wala. yup wala way para makatawid ang bunny kasi in the first place wala naman bunny or a big river. ang meron lang is yung kamay mo. i just want to hold ur hands."
nakuuuuuuuuuuuu patay tau jan! it will really work believe me!
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02-05-2009, 08:23 AM #1030Junior Member
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pickup line! ito includes a hershey's kisses
go a very pretty girl. sabihan mo na, u know if ever i'll see a girl that is sooooooo pretty, id like to give her a kiss!
then she goes, "are u ok?!" assuming na ikikiss mo sya.
then next move is to give her your chocolate kisses!haha
mashock jud na shock for her rude behavior! ask her number na daun!
(make sure na nkatago imo kisses)
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