MERGED: Osama Bin Laden is dead.. (White House confirms)

[Albrecht]

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kuyaw man pud gud ug mahimo if ipakita kay as what the us govt say's, kuyaw ug effect labi na sa mga middle east countries kay basig makacause pa hinuon ug more outrage..

[dmelsie]

naay nag blog ani oh, sigi ko katawa nag basa ani, murag naa ang tubag nganu dili pwede ipakita mga pityur ni bin ladin ani nga blog basaha lang

Dear Diary,

As Samu Malaykum! For years, I have been successful in eluding capture from those puny Americans. For this, glory to Allah! From the dark caves of Afghanistan and now to my mansion in Pakistan, I have tenaciously endured the difficulty of evading the United States Armed Forces. I must admit, life has not been easy. Since the day I declared war against those puny Americans, I have lived a tediously secluded lifestyle. Far from my once lavish life as a billionaire, I am now living in a meager way and on constant guard. Aside from the persistent paranoia, one thing that has been killing me is my overwhelming boredom.

With nothing but television, I have nothing to past my idle time when I'm not in a meeting on planning my next attack with my fellow terrorists. Sometimes, I just spend my whole afternoon taking pictures of myself in my room. Like other bored but vain people, I engage in the flirty activity of cam whoring. For years of doing so, I have already amassed a great number of coquettish self taken photos. I particularly like the picture where I was sticking my tongue out to the side while winking. I look cute on that photograph. Unfortunately, I don't have the luxury of posting these photos online like other narcissistic people for fear of being traced by those puny Americans. I must confess, I am such a cam whore.

In the closed confines of my room, I lock myself alone to listen to my iPod. Lately, I have been listening to a lot of Justin Beiber. I even sing along with his songs. What I can do? I cannot help it. That boy is a genius. Good thing, he is not an American. I am careful though that my wife and son would not hear me sing along to Baby or Eenie Meenie. It is such a shame for them to find out that the world's most fearsome terrorist like I am is a Justin Beiber fan. Speaking of my son, I have a funny feeling that he is a homo. He is always insistent in asking me to trim my hair and my trademark beard. He was even the one who did my make up and clothes when I filmed my last terrorist video for those puny Americans. Aside from getting arrested or killed, my greatest fear is seeing my son as a future gay terrorist.

There are days when all I do is engage in a dvd marathon. Of course, being no longer a billionaire, the dvds I am using are bootleg and pirated which are being supplied by my fellow Muslim brothers. One that I really enjoy watching is the tv series Glee. Since I am a lover of music, I am elated with all the singing and dancing in that show. I was also enthralled in that particular Glee episode with that little Filipino girl named Charice. She has an amazing voice. Her fellow Filipinos are right. Charice is a global star. Her face looks like a globe. I could not help it. Every time I'm watching Glee, I feel so gay.

It is unfortunate that my villa is not equipped with internet so as not to detect this hideout of mine. Admittedly, I have always wanted to have a Facebook or Twitter account to update my terrorist friends and fans of my latest status. Being the most wanted man, I cannot have internet access where I can inform people online what I ate for dinner, what I watch on tv, and what weapon I just bought. I cannot even post the first time I took a bath in six months.

Wait... am I hearing a chopper landing in the vicinity of my mansion or am I just being paranoid? Those might be the pesky Americans. I must get my gun and check it out. Until then....

[aLohaBby]

Kay dili ganahan si Obama nga mu ulbo ang mga muslim groups.... in respect na lang pud ba sa mga muslim ba......

[rjje]

respeto nalang pud siguro sa family and mga supporters ni bin laden.

[iwantmyboyfriend]

Good call for US president. greater risk involved in releasing the pics to the public than just to satisfy the puny minds of the jejemons and skeptics

[Black kangaroo]

dli ipakita kay luod iya nawng hahaha

[pinoy_09]

Hey guys, whatchu watchin'?

[Jerry Michael]

OBL dead? na sad? morag botcha nga karne....double dead na diay 'to...lolz! Sa mailad lang!

[dexlimp]

Al-Qaeda confirms Osama bin Laden is dead..

Al-Qaida confirms Osama bin Laden's death - Yahoo! News
Al Qaeda confirms bin Laden is dead and vows revenge | Reuters
AFP: Al-Qaeda confirms bin Laden dead and vows revenge

whew..

[unsay_ngalan_nimo]

wala ko kasbot nganong isensationalize ug maayo ang death ni bin laden... mao man ganahn sa mga terrorist diba kanang mahadlok ang mga taw so ganahn gyud sila ug daghan na airtime... para lang nako mas maayo tingali na reaction kay:

"patay? ah ok."

kesa sige ta ug lalis na mangita gyud ug proof... mura man hino-on mangita ta ug gubot.
Ang dagway ni Helen of Trot naka launch ug thousand ship na gnahan ta maingon ana sad si bin laden.. mura man death wish ganahan sa ubang taw diri oi...

Pinaka maayo na buhaton para sa taw na parehas ni bin laden kay i-FORGET. I baon sa mga history books.

Sige pangita ug picture ug place sa gilubungan.. ngano maghatag mo ug tribute ni bin laden kung asa siya gilubong...

nangita mo ug picture? ngano na ngita mo ug concrete na dahilan para mu-resbak? unsa man mo mga terrorista...

SENSITIVE na gani kaayo ang isyu sakyan pa gyud sa mga gamay ug utok na mga taw...

Ato nabasahan sa news ug mga info dili man gyud na mao ang TRUTH gyud... unsa man ganahn gyud mo kahibaw sa tinuod? usahay ba masmaayo ug mas safe kung gamay ra ang nakahibaw... kay dili man ma predict ang REACTION sa mga taw....

may pa mugawas ang picture after mga 10 years by then dili na kaayo kusog ang hold ni bin laden mura ra ta tan aw ni hitler sa discovery channel...