Bad english :-) lol

[renlan]

Sa amo class sa una sa highschool, naa mi substitute teacher nga pagsulod, hatag dayun siya ug exam.

Teacher: Ok class, get one-half whole sheet of paper!
Classmates: One-half miss or one-whole?
Teacher: Didn't you get it? One-half whole lagi!... ok no. 1...

yayks, nagrigor na amo utok, wala pa ka hatag ug question si miss... mu-insist jud siya maski unsaon...

[renlan]

kani sad, sa barko paingon ozamis sa-una:

Public announcement: All deck heads, man your deck! All deck heads, man your deck!

(bisaya man ang nag storya, so change 'e' to 'i', and read again)

[renlan]

kani tagalog nuon, pero falls in the same category:
same teacher nga nangayo ug one-half whole sheet of paper...

sa Filipino class:
Teacher: Ok class, ano ang tinalakay natin sa kagahapong nilabay?

[angel_brey]

Should say "Wrong Usage of grammar", instead

Taas ra kaayo bro! Heheh

Wrong word used sad cguro pwede hehee

[jsebastian]

Duuhhh problema nana sa maminaw.. hahahaha as long as you can express your thoughts lol

[johnnygomezzz]

Lets see the scatter! - M.Pacquiao

[khenj007]

bf: babe, taga human nkog kaon maka suka mn ko oi
gf: anorexic cguro ka, babe HAHHAHAH
bf: unsay anorexic? knang dinosaur?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!..

[khenj007]

murag nka kita kog FAMILIARITY nilang duha
(similarity) HAHAHHA

[khenj007]

self EXCALAMTORY naman nah.. (explanatory)

[khenj007]

I was a crew at one of the fastfood chains here in Cebu way back 2002...I asked the customer :

Me:"Maam is this for dine in or take out?"
Customer:"No,Taken Away!"


Toinks!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA grabi ka jugits