Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave."
2000 people leave the room.
MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give a try.'
Bill Gates: "Candidates who never had the experience of managing more than 100 people may leave."
2000 people leave the room..
Mario says to himself , 'I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave."
500 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose? So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says "Unsaon man neh bai??"
The other candidate answers "Na! Ambot lang aneh bai!"..
MAO NEH ANG PINOY ----- BUO ANG LOOB!!!
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05-08-2009, 09:16 AM #1C.I.A.
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Buo Ang Loob!!
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05-08-2009, 09:20 AM #2Junior Member
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nice bro.... ganyan talaga ang pinoy....
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05-08-2009, 09:43 AM #3Elite Member
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ahaha! mga pinoy jud oh
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07-08-2009, 06:18 PM #5Elite Member
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hahaha...unsaon ni bai?
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07-08-2009, 07:48 PM #6C.I.A.
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ataya puro d i mga bisaya wakekekeke..
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haha. gi.career jud nako ug basa. pag.abot sa last bloopers man d.i.
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mga bisdak sipata jud kaau!
nagpaabot siguro to ug free snacks!
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07-08-2009, 09:14 PM #9glennbrielGuest
mao nay pinoy wais!!!!!!!!
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