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  1. #861

    Quote Originally Posted by bry_quin View Post
    Pedro namaligya ug manga...

    Pedro: Manga! Manga mo diha. Pirting tam.isa
    Juan: Tagpila imong baligya?
    Pedro: Tag 30 ang kilo. dili gyud ka magmahay.
    Juan: Palit ta ko ug 10 ka kilo galing kay aslum ang gtugon sa ako.
    Pedro(nihong2x ni Juan): Aslum bitaw ang uban ana.....

    Luoya Pedro. tug.an nlng tinuod
    wahahahahahahahahaa

  2. #862
    Juan : Bai unsai gamit sa COMPUTER?
    Pedro : para DOTA bai!
    Juan : Cge lng kag gaDOTA nawng nmo ai mura nag GONDAR!
    Pedro : Ah! naway ra ah! ikaw kinsa mn ka!
    Juan : (nabayot) Si Lina of Course..


    Pedro : BUTANGI!

  3. #863
    MORE mo oie!!

  4. #864
    Juan - anak ni PioLo
    Pedro - anak ni Pokwang

    Pedro : Bai Juan, nano diay nga ako gipanganak nga batig nawng, ikaw gwapo.
    Juan : Anak ra ba kong PioLO bai, nya ikaw kai kang pokwang ra.
    Pedro : Nya 2 bai? Unsa mai naa ana?

    Spoiler! 
    Juan : Ayaw pagEXPECT bai nga ang DURIAN mamunga ug APPLE, timan.e na

  5. #865
    hahahaha..mkabungol..

  6. #866
    haha..ktawaa nko sa tiramid 500 ui..;p

  7. #867
    Juan anak ni Pedro

    Juan : huhuhuhu..
    Pedro : nanung naghilak mn ka?
    Juan : cla ai ila kung giaway
    Pedro : Diin mn diay ka gikan?
    Juan : Sa Bilaran
    Pedro : Nano diay?
    Juan : Nah, dLi ko nila tagaan og Kape og Biskwit. hangol kaau cla, cge lng pa huh kung mamatay ka dli sad nato cla tagaan og kape og biskwit.

    Pedro : BUTANGI!

  8. #868
    C juan niduol sa isa ka Atty. kay magpa-ilis ug apilyedo...

    Juan: Atty, nianhi ko kay magpa-ilis unta ko ug apilyedo..
    Atty: Juan, lisod2x laba nang magpa-ilis ug apilyedo. Masdali man nuon ug balihon nlng...
    Juan: Ay di ko Atty ui.. Bati gihapon kung balihon.
    Atty: Unsa man d imong apilyedo Juan?
    Juan: Ako si Juan Lubot.

    ***Kung balihon, mahimo nang Juan Tubol...

  9. #869

  10. #870
    Juan: Kuya, maayo nako sa spelling
    Pedro: Sige be, spell "orange"
    Juan: Hehe! libugon man ko nimo Kuya ha...
    unsa nga orange, ang prutas
    o ang color?
    Pedro:

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