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  1. 01-13-2011, 03:54 PM #811
    tolovejah
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    teacher asking questions about math subject....

    TEACHER : juan 4-3
    JUAN : 1 maam..
    TEACHER : very gud..
    PEDRO : ahh...pangan ra diay e answer
    TEACHER : cge ikaw pedro 2+2 ??
    PEDRO : PEDRO maam...^^
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  2. 01-13-2011, 03:58 PM #812
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    lol......................
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  3. 01-13-2011, 10:01 PM #813
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    lahi ra jud neng mga joke nga bisaya compared sa tagalog ug english. wala nay lain joke ne juan ug pedro diha?
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  4. 01-14-2011, 07:36 AM #814
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    Juan (usa ka turko) : Hala mga suki RELO nga water proof mo diha!! RELO! RELO!!
    Pedro (customer) : Tinood ba na nga waterproof ka na?
    Juan : Ay! Oh bosing... iLunod gani diha sa tubig..
    Og sa dihang giLunod ni Pedro...
    Pedro : Nanong wala mni nituyok Dong!.. ay bakakon ka huh....
    Juan : Wala sir oi! Automatic na cya... niUtong ra na...
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  5. 01-14-2011, 09:37 AM #815
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    wa nay laen?
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  6. 01-14-2011, 10:35 AM #816
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    Gadagan si Juan kay ma-late na xa sa ofis.
    Nag-ampo xa "LORD, tabangi ko nga dili ma-late"
    Sa pagdali2x, nadagma xa! "LORD pag-chur oi ayaw pod ko guyora"
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  7. 01-14-2011, 10:49 AM #817
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    NagCOntest ang Muslim ug ang Christiano!
    Juan as Muslim .
    Pedro as Christiano.

    Juan : Bai! naa mn jud ta sa ika 300th floor sa building manglayat ta! para mahibaw.an nato kung kinsa jud ang naai hugot nga pagtoo sa atong isig ka ginOo. Unsa mn musukol ka?
    Pedro : Cge ba kana ra diay!?
    Juan : Cge ako una ug layat!
    Ug sa dihang niLayat c Juan.
    Juan : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. .......
    Ug sa naabot sa 20th floor
    Juan : allah!allah!allah!allah!allah!allah!allah!allah!al lah! tabanggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg....
    Ug nilutaw kining c Juan nga mura ra ug papel nga wala mn unsa pagkahulog nya. Nasuya kining c Pedro ug mao ang misunOd.
    Pedro : Kaya pod na nako oi! kana ra diay?
    Pedro (minglayat): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. ..........
    Ug sa dihang naa na cya sa 20th floor.
    Pedro : Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..G inoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..
    Ug naa na cya sa 15th floor
    Pedro : Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..Ginoo..
    Ug naa na cya sa 10th floor
    Pedro : Mamatay na ko Y_Y allah n lng ako tawgon...
    Pedro : allah allah allah allah....
    Ug niLanding kining c Pedro nga nabungkag ang lawas.
    Juan : tagam huut mn kunu cya ug pagToo... mirisi
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  8. 01-14-2011, 11:47 AM #818
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    TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?

    JUAN: ako ma’am! Ako ma’am!

    TEACHER: okay Juan, what is science?

    JUAN: science is our lesson for today.
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  9. 01-14-2011, 12:19 PM #819
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    Jekero: Ako maam! ako maam! w8 sa maam kai murag naai anghel mam

    OnT :
    Juan(papa ni PEDRO) : Oi pedro nanong nagSuut suut mn ka anang Bra nga laki mn ka!
    Pedro : (nabayot) Nindot man pa diba! Awa.. angayan ko noh?
    Juan : Ay bruha ka! mas angayan ko ana... hubuan na!
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  10. 01-14-2011, 01:38 PM #820
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    hahahaha....jekero nay anghel!!!??
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