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  1. 12-22-2010, 04:58 PM #761
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    pagpost pa mo...makawala ni sa laay den magkatawa jud tag taman ani.
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  2. 12-22-2010, 10:06 PM #762
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    Quote Originally Posted by claydough View Post
    Juan (Gay) and Pedro (Boy) inside a room..

    Juan (gay): laro tayo taya tayaan.. ü

    Pedro (boy): ayoko, tinatamad ako!

    Juan: pleeeaaassseee..

    Pedro: ayoko na!

    Juan: hmf! ayaw mo, di wag! jan ka na nga! (sabay talikod kay Pedro)

    Pedro: (yakap sa likod ni Juan sabay bulong..) Huli ka.. ü

    sweet nman.. estoryahe! haha
    hahhaha.. ka-igat sa bayot... estooryaahheee! hahaha
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  3. 12-22-2010, 10:25 PM #763
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    In the comfort room, a guy went inside a cubicle and sat on the throne when the guy on the other side said:

    "Pre, kamusta ka na?"

    He hesitantly answered, "Ah, ok lang."

    The guy asked again, "Unsay gibuhat nimo diha?"

    He answered, "Nalibang."

    Then the guy said: "Pre, tawag ko og usab unya kay naay amaw sigi'g tubag sa kilid!"
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  4. 12-22-2010, 10:46 PM #764
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    Quote Originally Posted by quiksilver22 View Post
    In the comfort room, a guy went inside a cubicle and sat on the throne when the guy on the other side said:

    "Pre, kamusta ka na?"

    He hesitantly answered, "Ah, ok lang."

    The guy asked again, "Unsay gibuhat nimo diha?"

    He answered, "Nalibang."

    Then the guy said: "Pre, tawag ko og usab unya kay naay amaw sigi'g tubag sa kilid!"
    ...lingawa nako ani oi...
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  5. 12-22-2010, 10:48 PM #765
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    Quote Originally Posted by quiksilver22 View Post
    In the comfort room, a guy went inside a cubicle and sat on the throne when the guy on the other side said:

    "Pre, kamusta ka na?"

    He hesitantly answered, "Ah, ok lang."

    The guy asked again, "Unsay gibuhat nimo diha?"

    He answered, "Nalibang."

    Then the guy said: "Pre, tawag ko og usab unya kay naay amaw sigi'g tubag sa kilid!"
    lingawa oie!!
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  6. 12-22-2010, 10:49 PM #766
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugby_boys View Post
    ...lingawa nako ani oi...
    hahaha...naa man gud nag apil-apil sa kilid...lol
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  7. 12-23-2010, 12:16 PM #767
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    Batang Juan nagduwa kilid sa sapa...niagi si Manang Tikla ug nangutana kang Juan:

    Tikla: Dong, mabaw ba ni ang sapa?

    batang Juan: Mabaw man nang.

    (Si manang Tikla nilabang sa sapa ug nisinggit ug tabang..)

    Tikla: tabang malumos ko...animal kang bataa ka, ingon ka nga mabaw!!!

    batang Juan: Mabaw man na...bag.o ra gani to nilabang ang itik diha.. sure pa!

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  8. 12-25-2010, 09:45 PM #768
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    Quote Originally Posted by whistleblower View Post
    Batang Juan nagduwa kilid sa sapa...niagi si Manang Tikla ug nangutana kang Juan:

    Tikla: Dong, mabaw ba ni ang sapa?

    batang Juan: Mabaw man nang.

    (Si manang Tikla nilabang sa sapa ug nisinggit ug tabang..)

    Tikla: tabang malumos ko...animal kang bataa ka, ingon ka nga mabaw!!!

    batang Juan: Mabaw man na...bag.o ra gani to nilabang ang itik diha.. sure pa!

    bwahahahahahahahhaa
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  9. 12-26-2010, 07:12 PM #769
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  10. 12-26-2010, 08:29 PM #770
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    Quote Originally Posted by whistleblower View Post
    Batang Juan nagduwa kilid sa sapa...niagi si Manang Tikla ug nangutana kang Juan:

    Tikla: Dong, mabaw ba ni ang sapa?

    batang Juan: Mabaw man nang.

    (Si manang Tikla nilabang sa sapa ug nisinggit ug tabang..)

    Tikla: tabang malumos ko...animal kang bataa ka, ingon ka nga mabaw!!!

    batang Juan: Mabaw man na...bag.o ra gani to nilabang ang itik diha.. sure pa!

    whahahaha ahaka ani
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