pawala sa duka.. joke joke joke!

[jymtrink_enzo]

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hahaha...lolz...

[King]

A friend of mine, Juan was staying in a hotel in Boracay and was eating his American breakfast of toasted bread with butter and jam. From the lobby walks in an American, chewing bubble gum, who sits down right next to him. Juan ignores him although the American still tries to start a conversation:

American: "Do you Filipinos eat the whole bread?"

Juan (in a bad mood): "Of course"

American (after blowing a big bubble): "We don't. In the states, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts, recycle it and transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines" now with a smirk on his face.

Juan just sits there quietly (although he already feels slightly offended)

American: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

Juan: "Of course!"

American: (popping his gum and chuckling) "We don't. In the states we eat t he fresh fruit, recycle the peel, seeds, and leftovers. Transform them to jam, and sell the jam to the Philippines!"

Juan: "Do you have s*x in America?"

American: "Of course. we do it all the time" with a smirk on his face.

Juan: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "Why, we throw them away of course."

Juan: " Here in the Philippines we don't throw used condoms away! We melt them, recycle them. transform them into chewing gum and export the gum to the United States!"

i just saw this over the internet! hehehe

[deks]

"GMA
Dumalaw si GMA sa mental hospital...
Dok: Let's welcome President Arroyo!
Pumalakpak lahat ng pasyente maliban sa isa na nasa sulok...
GMA: O, dok, bakit 'yung isa, hindi pumalakpak?
Dok: Ma'am, magaling na po siya!"

sato pa ang mauto ni gloria makapal arroyo ang mga ra!nice point..i like this one..

[arnz423]

wahahahah..
lingawa......

[alucard232]

korni man cya gamay pru makalingaw ghapon

[lana21]

kabasa na ko ani tanan pero nalingaw infairness

[semaj23]

hahahaha salamat TS

[denji]

nice one

Chill mode sa office

[heisenberg69]

In the comfort room, a guy went inside a cubicle and sat on the throne when the guy on the other side said:

"Pre, kamusta ka na?"

He hesitantly answered, "Ah, ok lang."

The guy asked again, "Unsay gibuhat nimo diha?"

He answered, "Nalibang."

Then the guy said: "Pre, tawag ko og usab unya kay naay amaw sigi'g tubag sa kilid!"

[k-bai]

A friend of mine, Juan was staying in a hotel in Boracay and was eating his American breakfast of toasted bread with butter and jam. From the lobby walks in an American, chewing bubble gum, who sits down right next to him. Juan ignores him although the American still tries to start a conversation:

American: "Do you Filipinos eat the whole bread?"

Juan (in a bad mood): "Of course"

American (after blowing a big bubble): "We don't. In the states, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts, recycle it and transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines" now with a smirk on his face.

Juan just sits there quietly (although he already feels slightly offended)

American: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

Juan: "Of course!"

American: (popping his gum and chuckling) "We don't. In the states we eat t he fresh fruit, recycle the peel, seeds, and leftovers. Transform them to jam, and sell the jam to the Philippines!"

Juan: "Do you have s*x in America?"

American: "Of course. we do it all the time" with a smirk on his face.

Juan: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "Why, we throw them away of course."

Juan: " Here in the Philippines we don't throw used condoms away! We melt them, recycle them. transform them into chewing gum and export the gum to the United States!"

i just saw this over the internet! hehehe

nice one.. nndota ani..