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  1. 12-17-2010, 07:18 PM #751
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    bwahahahahha..nice
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  2. 12-17-2010, 09:42 PM #752
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    Juan (Gay) and Pedro (Boy) inside a room..

    Juan (gay): laro tayo taya tayaan.. ü

    Pedro (boy): ayoko, tinatamad ako!

    Juan: pleeeaaassseee..

    Pedro: ayoko na!

    Juan: hmf! ayaw mo, di wag! jan ka na nga! (sabay talikod kay Pedro)

    Pedro: (yakap sa likod ni Juan sabay bulong..) Huli ka.. ü

    sweet nman.. estoryahe! haha
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  3. 12-18-2010, 10:38 AM #753
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    Drayber & pasahero
    (pilosopuhai)
    P: plete oh.
    D:asa gikan?
    P: syempre sa akong bulsa
    D: i mean asa ni sakay
    buh?
    P:kaklaru anang sa imung jep
    D:aw cge cge sukli oh
    P:oi! Pila d-i ayala noy?
    D:nganu man imo paliton?

    hahaha tagam mao ng mga tawng pilosopo,maau nuon pilosopohan....
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  4. 12-19-2010, 12:11 AM #754
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    Quote Originally Posted by chakaboiz View Post
    Juan : Bai Pedz... ingon cla SINGER kono ka??
    Pedro : Aw oh bai oi...nadawat ko pagkaSINGER bag.ohai pa lng, naa gani ko CONCERT inig ugma.
    Juan : Nya asa man dapit imo CONCERT? kai motan.aw koh.
    Pedro : adto sa mai intersection sa COLON bai, walai laing nagSHADES dha nga gaGITARA nya nay Lata ang atobangn ako nah...

    wahahaha, grabeg concert ahhh, sa colon man gyud... hehehe
    adto nlng unta cya sa sto niño...
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  5. 12-20-2010, 01:20 PM #755
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    Tinuod jud ni nga akong nadungog didto sa grocery sa Robinsons...

    Customer nga bayot nangutana sa employee...

    Customer: Excuse me...
    Employee: Ngano man?
    Customer: Dong, asa inyong grapes nga boneless dire?
    Employee: Hala Sir, wala laba ko kahibaw kay wa ko nasuhito...

    motubag unta ko nga ang boneless kay naa sa fish section...
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  6. 12-21-2010, 04:07 PM #756
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    <English Class>

    Teacher: Juan, Taga-e ko og sentence nga nag-start og letter "I".
    Juan: I is..
    Teacher: Sayop, dili "I is" kungdi "I am".
    Juan: Ikaw gud maam. Sige, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"

    Pinamay man ka maam.. ahhahahah
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  7. 12-21-2010, 05:15 PM #757
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown_08 View Post
    Tinuod jud ni nga akong nadungog didto sa grocery sa Robinsons...

    Customer nga bayot nangutana sa employee...

    Customer: Excuse me...
    Employee: Ngano man?
    Customer: Dong, asa inyong grapes nga boneless dire?
    Employee: Hala Sir, wala laba ko kahibaw kay wa ko nasuhito...

    motubag unta ko nga ang boneless kay naa sa fish section...
    hahahaha!! naa diay boneless nga grapes? hahahah!
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  8. 12-21-2010, 05:25 PM #758
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    <English Class>

    Teacher: Juan, Nganong kani imong homework nga "My Dog" pareha man sa homework sa imong igsoon nga si pedro??
    Juan: Haler maam! pareha rah kaya mi og iro.

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  9. 12-21-2010, 05:27 PM #759
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    Teacher: Juan, unsay tawag sa tao nga magpadayon pah gihapon og istorya bisag wala nay ganahan maminaw niya?
    Juan: Teacher maam!

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  10. 12-22-2010, 09:52 AM #760
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    Pedro: unsa ang difference sa KWAKNIT ug sa ABAT?

    Juan: ang KWAKNIT, bisaya.....ang ABAT, english......
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