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  1. 12-15-2010, 04:22 PM #741
    barangaykonsehal
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    Teacher: What is our Phil. National Bird? Nagstart ug letter M!
    Pedro: Manok!
    Teacher: color Brown ni!
    Pedro: piniritong manok?
    Teacher: Gagmay ni sila!
    Pedro: Knorr Chicken cubes?
    Teacher: get out!
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  2. 12-15-2010, 05:22 PM #742
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    hahaha kayasa,
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  3. 12-15-2010, 07:52 PM #743
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    Teacher misinggit) Oi! Juan wala kai batasan, nagLeksyon ko dri nagtxt2x ka dha!!
    Juan : (nasuko) saba nmo dha oi! ikaw naa kai batasan?? nagtxt ko dri imo ko gisinggitan!!
    Teacher : Naa koi batasan, di ko pareha nmong wala!!
    Juan : Naa mn diay ka! e-share sad na nako oi!
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  4. 12-16-2010, 10:27 AM #744
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    CITOM: (nidakop sa nag JAYWALKING) dong, duna rabai multa P200 sa molabang diring dapita. klaro kaayo nang skywalk diha, diri jud ka mo labang. na hala, ambi na imong dosentos...

    Pedro: boss, sorry kaayo, nag dali man gud ko unya wala raba koi kwarta diri.

    CITOM: be, ga-e nalang kog P100 be para pa lutson nalang tika ron...

    Pedro: wa lagi jud boss, pordoy jud ko ron...

    CITOM: bida! wala jud!? ...pang snack nalang be...

    Pedro: wala lagi jud boss, sero jud ko ron...

    CITOM: porbida sad nimo oi! para panigarilyo nalang be...

    Pedro: wala lagi jud boss, bisag imo pa ukayon akong bolsa...

    CITOM: paita pud nimo oi! wa man tay makuha nimo!.... be pa labtika nalang kog ka baynte sa imong kamot be! sige kumu-a! pagdali!
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  5. 12-16-2010, 11:26 AM #745
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    hahah funny )
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  6. 12-16-2010, 02:54 PM #746
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    hahaha nice!
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  7. 12-17-2010, 07:21 AM #747
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    Juan : (Gisip.on) Atotz ba aning nakaDISCOVER sa sip.on oi...!! Awa Oh.. naa sad nOon koi Sip.on! mamatay pa lng ning nagDISCOVER anih.
    Pedro : (nikomplyn) Huh?? Boang naka bsag wala pa na naDISCOVER, kung sip.onon jud ka sip.onon jud ka.. dli kai dli ka masip.onon kung wala na cya maDISCOVER...
    Juan : BOGO! Kung wala n cya naDISCOVER pneumonia pa lng tawag ani dli unta ko cp.onon! bahala na lng og PNEUMONIA!! Ok ra!
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  8. 12-17-2010, 08:54 AM #748
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    ^toinks..mas ganahan pa sya nga naay pneumonia? hahahaha!
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  9. 12-17-2010, 11:27 AM #749
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    Juan : Bai Pedz... ingon cla SINGER kono ka??
    Pedro : Aw oh bai oi...nadawat ko pagkaSINGER bag.ohai pa lng, naa gani ko CONCERT inig ugma.
    Juan : Nya asa man dapit imo CONCERT? kai motan.aw koh.
    Pedro : adto sa mai intersection sa COLON bai, walai laing nagSHADES dha nga gaGITARA nya nay Lata ang atobangn ako nah...
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  10. 12-17-2010, 12:51 PM #750
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    gisoon-soon ni Juan ug Tikla ang commercial sa kape..
    Juan : Hoi! bwal magSEX baka mabuntis.
    Tikla : bawal bawal ka jan... So what kung makikipagSEX ako? may Condom nmn ah, masarap nga, try moh.
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