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  1. 12-08-2010, 11:27 AM #671
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    Default Killers

    Duha ka Hired killer (Pedro & Juan) Nghulat sa ilang patyon.
    Pedro : pre dugaya pd sa a2ng patyon oi
    Juan: lagi pre! wa untay nahitabo nya noh? hmmmm...mabalaka man pud ta
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  2. 12-08-2010, 11:32 AM #672
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    Default 1 million

    INTERVIEWER: Unsay imong buhaton kung inig mata nimo, adunay 1million sa imong kiliran?
    KANO: go on a world tour
    HAPON: put up a bizniz
    Juan Pinoy: matulog kog balik syo, para mahimong 2million.

    wehehe
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  3. 12-08-2010, 12:35 PM #673
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    Tindero sa merkado namaligya...

    TINDERO: Panty mo diha! Panty mo diha! Nindot ni nga panty kay dili makabuntis!
    CUSTOMER: Noy, tagpila man ni nga panty nga dili man makabuntis?
    TINDERO: Tag 10 ra isa ana miga..

    customer ni palit nya after 3 months nibalik...

    CUSTOMER: Noy, abi ba nko dili ni makabuntis, nidako man lagi akong tiyan.
    TINDERO: Imo cguro nang gihubo...
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  4. 12-08-2010, 02:05 PM #674
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    Quote Originally Posted by stew_griff View Post
    HOLDAPER: pag pili, pitaka nimo or bungkag nang imong utok!
    PEDRO: ikaw pili, basta pareha ra nang walay sulod
    wahahahaha katawaa nko ui...
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  5. 12-08-2010, 02:09 PM #675
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown_08 View Post
    Tindero sa merkado namaligya...

    TINDERO: Panty mo diha! Panty mo diha! Nindot ni nga panty kay dili makabuntis!
    CUSTOMER: Noy, tagpila man ni nga panty nga dili man makabuntis?
    TINDERO: Tag 10 ra isa ana miga..

    customer ni palit nya after 3 months nibalik...

    CUSTOMER: Noy, abi ba nko dili ni makabuntis, nidako man lagi akong tiyan.
    TINDERO: Imo cguro nang gihubo...
    Nice kaayo ni da.
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  6. 12-08-2010, 02:37 PM #676
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    Teenager nanuktok sa tindahan...

    Teenager: Ayo... ayo... naa moy load nang?
    Tindera: Naa dong..
    Teenager: Patexta ko nang beh...
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  7. 12-08-2010, 10:49 PM #677
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown_08 View Post
    Teenager nanuktok sa tindahan...

    Teenager: Ayo... ayo... naa moy load nang?
    Tindera: Naa dong..
    Teenager: Patexta ko nang beh...
    ngeee..mo text ra diay.nyahahahha
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  8. 12-09-2010, 12:35 AM #678
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    Quote Originally Posted by raven007 View Post
    Pedro: Bai unsay zodiac sign nimo?
    Juan: (nag huna-huna si juan unsay zodiac sign bisan wala kasabot) ikaw lang una unsa imo?
    Pedro:zodiac sign nako kay Cancer
    Juan: ahh... ako ulcer sa una hubak... =)

    lingawa ni ui....gihubak ko kintawa
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  9. 12-09-2010, 03:04 AM #679
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown_08 View Post
    Teenager nanuktok sa tindahan...

    Teenager: Ayo... ayo... naa moy load nang?
    Tindera: Naa dong..
    Teenager: Patexta ko nang beh...
    pistiha oi...hahahaaha
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  10. 12-09-2010, 02:58 PM #680
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    bugoy: palihug ko (dunol plete)
    driver: (ni-isa sa kwarta) pila ni?
    bugoy: Baynte na noy. klaro kaayo
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