Originally Posted by claydough
Juan: kol, maaung buntag. gsugo ko ni nanay mukuha sa baboy.
Uncle: uy dong! ulitawo na oh! dali rang panahon noh.. unsang year naman ka, dong?
Juan: 4th year hyskul na baya ko kol..
Uncle: aaww.. maau! graduating naman diay ka. unya unsa man imong kwaon?
Juan: baboy kol..
unsa daw?! haha. pero sakto man pud xa
hahaha! bisan unsaun, sakto gyud si Juan...
wa man goy apilyedo... daghan parehas pangalan gud... hahaha
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ahahaha sa totoong tagumpay...bwahaha Originally Posted by TrinaryHelix
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bwahahahaha!! sakto...baboy gyud iyang kuhaon,,, hahahahah! Originally Posted by claydough
Juan: kol, maaung buntag. gsugo ko ni nanay mukuha sa baboy.
Uncle: uy dong! ulitawo na oh! dali rang panahon noh.. unsang year naman ka, dong?
Juan: 4th year hyskul na baya ko kol..
Uncle: aaww.. maau! graduating naman diay ka. unya unsa man imong kwaon?
Juan: baboy kol..
unsa daw?! haha. pero sakto man pud xa
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12-03-2010, 08:23 AM #654Elite Member
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bwahahahahahha...ab nalang juan..ahente ug baboy.hehehe
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12-03-2010, 04:51 PM #655Junior Member
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hehe share pud mo inyo mga Juan jokes dha. para bibo! hihihihi ^^
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tindeRa...: puto mo mam, puto mo sir..
(ayay naay amerkano mopalit ni ay.)
kano : how much is your pyuto?
tindera : asa man ani sir ,kining pyula or king pyuti..
hehehehhe./..
ngeeeeeeeeeeeee..Last edited by keyran; 12-04-2010 at 02:41 PM.
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12-05-2010, 11:24 AM #657Junior Member
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Maestra : Juan , kinsay nagpatay ni Magellan?
Juan : Na mao na lagi, Late pa ta , pasangilyan pa jud ta.
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TITSER: Pedro, 5 + 2?
PEDRO: 7 mam!
TITSER: Very gud! ikaw Juan 2 x 1?
JUAN: Mao na ni ron, kun lisud na gani ako dayun ang pangutan-on. Pabor pabor. Abseni nalang ko oi!
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12-05-2010, 12:46 PM #658Junior Member
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juan: nang tag pila ni juicy fruwet?
tindera: taka lang ka da juwesy fruit pud na oi
pedro: pataka lang mong duha, juicy fruit na! ...juicy fruit goom!
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12-07-2010, 10:23 PM #659Elite Member
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>Juan: Dro, kanang gamiton ta'g bayot, kinsa'y mosupsop, ang bayot o
>kita?
>Pedro: Natural, ang bayot gyud!
>Juan: Na, yawa na! Daan pa lagi gyud ko, bali gyud to!
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12-07-2010, 10:30 PM #660Elite Member
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ISANG ARAW, SIKSIKAN SA JEEP:
MISS: Mama, usog naman diyan ng konti. IPIT NA ANG
PEARLY SHELL KO EH!
Juan: Buti ka pa, ipit lang ang pearly shell mo.
Akonga, BASAG NA ANG
TINY BABOLS KO!
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