bwaahahahahahha..bitaw dro..think negative nalang.bwahahahaha
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11-28-2010, 11:56 PM #641Elite Member
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11-29-2010, 12:04 AM #642C.I.A.
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wahahah! nice one....
Originally Posted by hachiko
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11-29-2010, 07:51 AM #643C.I.A.
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GIDAMGO
Pedro: Doc, unsa man nga kada gabii damgohon man ko nga NBA player kuno ko. Ako ang point guard sa Lakers.
Doctor: Buweno, tagaan tika ug reseta aron dili ka na damgohon.
Pedro: Ayaw lang sa Doc kay championship ron namong gabii.
BOMBAY STYLE
Masahista: Unsay gusto nimong klase nga masahe, sir Swedish, Shiatsu?
Juan: Mahimo bag Bombay Style,day?
Masahista: Unsa nang Bombay Style sir.
Juan: Kanang 12 months to pay ba!
THREE TIMES A WEEK
Si Pedro miadto sa iyang veterinarian aron moreklamo kay namatay ang iyang baboy nga iyang gipatambalan:
Pedro: Doc, kinihanglan nga ibalik ang akong gibayad nimo kay wala maayo akong baboy. Namatay na hinoon.
Doctor: Imo bang gisunod akong instruction nga patumaron nimo ug tambal ang imong baboy 3 times a week.
Pedro: Gisonod mo lang. Ako gyong gisiguro nga makatumar ang akong baboy ug tambal 3 times kada-iwik!
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11-29-2010, 08:08 AM #644C.I.A.
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nah mao ka Pedro...hahahahaha!! 3 time kada iwik diay iya sabot!! hahahahah!!! Originally Posted by treize
dah!! think negative nalang ta ani...hahahaha!!! Originally Posted by hachiko;
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12-01-2010, 10:25 AM #645Newbie
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katabang: ah! mayng hapon father..
fr.Pedro: ah mayng hapon pd inday.. unsa man akong matabang kanimo?
katabang: ah.. gusto rata ko pa bindisyonan ni among namatay nga iro.
fr.pedro: sus tawn inday oi!.. tao raman tawn ang among bindisyonan day oi!
katabang: ah d.ai ba father? unsaon naman lng ning 5,000 ge padala ni sir,father?
fr.pedro: aw.. wala man dayon ka mosulti nga katoliko man d.ai nang iroa..
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12-01-2010, 03:43 PM #646Junior Member
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TEACHER: Juan, where is Hawaii?
JUAN: huh?! ambot nimo Ma'am! mao nana dha, bisan asa man gud ibutang. unya kung mawala ako dyon pangitaan
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12-02-2010, 08:24 PM #647Elite Member
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hahahhaha..mao na ni ron.hehehe
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12-02-2010, 09:06 PM #648C.I.A.
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hahahahha!!! unsa man sad ni si mam oi..pataka raman gud ug butang! hahahahah!! Originally Posted by claydough
TEACHER: Juan, where is Hawaii?
JUAN: huh?! ambot nimo Ma'am! mao nana dha, bisan asa man gud ibutang. unya kung mawala ako dyon pangitaan
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12-02-2010, 10:56 PM #649Junior Member
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Pedro: Ano ang pinapainum mo sa baby mo?
Juan: “promil” para sa matatag na pangarap…eh ikaw?
Pedro: “emperador” para sa totoong tagumpay!
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12-02-2010, 11:37 PM #650Junior Member
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Juan: kol, maaung buntag. gsugo ko ni nanay mukuha sa baboy.
Uncle: uy dong! ulitawo na oh! dali rang panahon noh.. unsang year naman ka, dong?
Juan: 4th year hyskul na baya ko kol..
Uncle: aaww.. maau! graduating naman diay ka. unya unsa man imong kwaon?
Juan: baboy kol..
unsa daw?! haha. pero sakto man pud xa
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