Professor X-Man: Class, welcome to Family Planning 101! As you all know, today is our Midterm Oral Examination. I hope you have all studied and prepared well.
Gharid: Sir, I studied all night. Memorize na nako ang textbook.
Professor X-Man: Ok, kay perte man diay nimo tuon, Gharid, this is my question. How do you define abortion?
Gharid: Sir, chicken ra na! Abortion is the termination of pregnancy!
Professor X-Man: korek! That is one definition. What is the other definition?
Gharid: *scratches his head* wala naman lain definition, sir. Gi memorize naman ni nako ang Family Planning textbook, mao ra man to definition.
Professor X-Man: Mao na ang resulta sige duwa World of Warcraft! Bisan simple pangutana, dili makatubag! Abortion is the prevention of implantation after fertilization takes place!
Gharid: Pero sir, wala man lagi na nakabutang sa mga textbooks nga akong gi review sa library! Nagbasa ko'g Biology, Anatomy, Physiology, Pharmacology, Ecology, Psychology, Zoology, Geology, Paleontology, Analogy...wala man na nakabutang!
Professor X-Man: ayaw pag supak2x diha! Basta mao na'y tinuod pag define sa abortion, paghilom nalang diha kay mao na'y ingon sa mga scientists!
Gharid: Pero kung tinuod na Sir, nganong wala man nakasuwat sa mga textbooks?
Professor X-Man: ayaw na daghan pangutana, basta mao na ingon sa mga scientists! Mga scientists na gud na, supak pa gyud ka? By the way, bagsak ka sa exam! Better luck next time.
PS. names have been changed to protect the identity of the colorful characters in this story...
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12-02-2010, 02:52 PM #2131
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12-02-2010, 03:10 PM #2132C.I.A.
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^^OT: wow this story is really colorful. can i be the professor, please...
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12-02-2010, 04:06 PM #2133Junior Member
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if that is how webster define life/pregnancy then para nku sayop gyud ang webster. dakung sayop!
ang ectopic pregnancy kay ipa usab nlang sad na kay dili man kaha pregnant ang tao unless mo adto na sa uterus ang zygote. daghan kaau mga maayong laki na muhatag sa ilang definition but it doesnt change the fact that abortion is the killing of a human being.
now since you believe humanlife only starts when the fertilize egg is properly in-placed in the uterus. wla gyud ko mahimo ana saun daghan man organization na also defined it that way. sa ako sad human life starts at conception. and my morality is telling me that human life is sacred even if its still a single cell human being not yet implanted on the womb.
united nation also has their belief when human life begins. para nila inig gawas na gyud sa bata mag start ang human life. naa ra sa mga tao kung mutuo sa ilang bakak.
@all click link below if you want to read more.
Life Begins at Fertilization with the Embryo's Conception
@amorsolox this is just one out of the millions na necessary evil that you are talking about!
and if you think that we who opposes to this holocaust are not in touch of these reality? think again! this is the reality. 1.3 million of this "babies" are being killed yearly on the united states alone. wla pa labot ang gipang imnan ug plan b and other morning after pill that prevents the fertilize egg from reaching or attaching to the walls of the uterus.
OT:on the early days people practice human sacrifice to their altars for prosperity and convenient living. (kinsa kaya ilang gi halaran?ask yourself) today if we do this as a nation we are no different from those uncivilized people.
"A person's a person, no matter how small" Horton Hears a Who! a book by Dr. Seuss
watch nlang mo ani na movie para sad ma brighten inyong day!
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12-02-2010, 04:40 PM #2134OT: more! more! more! ... can I be the scientist? much better if naay illustrations db? ( part time cguro ka sa DYHP, maau man ka mo himo ug script )
Originally Posted by Dorothea
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^^louya sd sa bata oi...
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12-02-2010, 05:11 PM #2136lupy gyud brad.. mao nay naka bati sa abortion. nya maka ako mo ug justify sa abortion for those lame reasons? dili bya gyud lalim.. Originally Posted by peewee_toot
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Originally Posted by yhokz101
depende ra gyud sa rason. pro if mthreaten ang life sa mother and sa baby then abortion is ok. pro kng sa biga2 lng aw pusas dayun
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The only time I am in favor of abortion if naa sa danger ang life sa Mother, other than that I'm totally against sa abortion. Mo believe ma gud ko "life begins sa womb."
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12-02-2010, 05:33 PM #2139 Originally Posted by PaYaSo
depende ra gyud sa rason. pro if mthreaten ang life sa mother and sa baby then abortion is ok. pro kng sa biga2 lng aw pusas dayunYup, I agree with you.. coz this is way another story. like sa usa diri nag mention na two sides of a coin should be considered first para ma justify. Originally Posted by colby
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yup... one less mouth to feed.. it makes more economic sense than to force supporting a child with in-adequate resources.. Originally Posted by Gharid
do the math.. numbers tell no lies.. it is neutral to all..
tagpila man ni bi:
option A;
babies milk:
? for 2 years
food : ? for 16 years (assuming mag work na cya at 16 yrs old)
education : ? for 16 yrs (wa labot college)
health-care : ? for 16 yrs (wa labot colloge)
option B;
tagpila man condom : x one use
option C;
cost of abortion :
whole procedure : ?? x one use
medicine incase of complications :
cost of burial : x one use....
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