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  1. #11

    In my next life i want to live backwards
    you start out dead and get that out of the way

    then you wake up from an old's people home
    feeling better everyday.

    you get kicked out for being too healthy,
    go collect your pension, and then when
    you start work, you get a gold watch
    and a party on your first day.

    you work for 40 years until you're young
    enough to enjoy your retirement.

    you party, drink alcohol, and are
    generally promiscuous, then you are
    ready for high school.

    you then go to primary school,
    you become a kid, you play.
    you have no responsibilities,
    you become a baby until
    you are born. and then you spend
    your last nine months floating
    in luxurious spa like conditions
    with central heating and room service
    and then, VOILA!

    you finish off as an orgasm!



    - Very well said. Bravo! Nalngaw ko ani...

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by my angel View Post
    In my next life i want to live backwards
    you start out dead and get that out of the way

    then you wake up from an old's people home
    feeling better everyday.

    you get kicked out for being too healthy,
    go collect your pension, and then when
    you start work, you get a gold watch
    and a party on your first day.

    you work for 40 years until you're young
    enough to enjoy your retirement.

    you party, drink alcohol, and are
    generally promiscuous, then you are
    ready for high school.

    you then go to primary school,
    you become a kid, you play.
    you have no responsibilities,
    you become a baby until
    you are born. and then you spend
    your last nine months floating
    in luxurious spa like conditions
    with central heating and room service
    and then, VOILA!

    you finish off as an orgasm!



    - Very well said. Bravo! Nalngaw ko ani...

    Bwahahahahahaaaaaa...pag kalami nga kamatayon.

  3. #13
    on my next life i wanna stay virgin for the rest of my life,,, ahahahahahahha pero same face and body gehapon ha

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by dookie3283 View Post
    my next life is u...

    estoryahee!!!!!!!!

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