Estoryahee jokes!!

[zairon1988]

Boy: Bagyo ka ba ??

Girl: Bakit ??

Boy: Kasi the moment you left my area of responsiblity,

u leave my heart in the state of calamity...

toinkS!

[yhokz101]

One day, a bus driver was driving a bunch of seniors—people in their 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s. They called themselves Club 20. Because they got 20% discounts in restaurants and drugstores.
Soon, the little old lady in the front row tapped his shoulder and gave him a big bag of peanuts. And the driver ate them.
Ten minutes later, she handed him another big bag of peanuts. And munched all of them again.
Ten minutes later, the old lady gave him another bag of peanuts.
The driver said, “Thank you! They’re delicious. But I’ve had enough. I finished two big bags of peanuts.”
The old lady said, “Oh, I didn’t want you eat them, I just wanted you to throw them away for us.”
“Throw them away?” the driver asked, “Why don’t you eat them?”
“All of us don’t have teeth anymore.”
“So why do you buy them?” he asked.
She said, “Oh, we like the chocolate around them, and after sucking them, we throw away the peanuts.”

~Bo sanchez

[brybrol]

One day, a bus driver was driving a bunch of seniors—people in their 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s. They called themselves Club 20. Because they got 20% discounts in restaurants and drugstores.
Soon, the little old lady in the front row tapped his shoulder and gave him a big bag of peanuts. And the driver ate them.
Ten minutes later, she handed him another big bag of peanuts. And munched all of them again.
Ten minutes later, the old lady gave him another bag of peanuts.
The driver said, “Thank you! They’re delicious. But I’ve had enough. I finished two big bags of peanuts.”
The old lady said, “Oh, I didn’t want you eat them, I just wanted you to throw them away for us.”
“Throw them away?” the driver asked, “Why don’t you eat them?”
“All of us don’t have teeth anymore.”
“So why do you buy them?” he asked.
She said, “Oh, we like the chocolate around them, and after sucking them, we throw away the peanuts.”

~Bo sanchez

hahahah!!!! pru dli mn png estoryahe nga joke...

[brybrol]

more!! more!! more!! pjud guys!!
up 4 today!!!

[SQUiDnine]

Lalaki: daghan na kaayong tawong gigutom!

Babaye: unya?

Lalaki: pakasal ta aron naay reception!

[SQUiDnine]

Lalaki: ning taas naman ka miss!

Babaye: ha? pag syur oi!

Lalaki: lagi! sauna taga diri ra ka! karon naa na ka sa akong huna²!

[cobraKing]

Boy: wala ba ka nabungol or nasabaan?

Girl: wala man…ngano diay?

Boy: sige man gud ug siyagit akong kasingkasing sa imong ngalan…Whahahahha

[deanah]

Girl: 10 years from now amigo pa ba kaha gihapon ta?
boy: dili na
girlnabalaka)huh?ngano man?
boy: asawa naman tika.


estoorryaahee....hehe

[deanah]

Boy: Bagyo ka ba ??

Girl: Bakit ??

Boy: Kasi the moment you left my area of responsiblity,

u leave my heart in the state of calamity...

toinkS!

nghuna2 si girl then said;

girl: kabalo ka mura kag bola

boy: hah? ngano man?

girl: bolatik man gud kau ka!


hahahahaha..sapol si boy!..

[acecrystal]

up for more cheesy lines...