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  1. #61

    akong mama kontra among silingan na bagag nawng nya hilabtanon kaayo

    among silingan na lalaki giingnan niya akong mama
    "nawng nimo l0b0t nako"

    hilassss jud kaayo among silingan murag walay criminal records...
    duh!

  2. #62
    very nice. i enjoyed reading! di pwde mawala ang mga hilas sa kalibutan...
    wala nata istoryahan ingon ani

    Quote Originally Posted by messy_babycate View Post
    sa office:

    Naay nilingkod nga agent sa station sa among then-QA kay wla nay laing vacant stations. Ang agent dili under sa QA pero ang QA gikan sa queue ato nga agent. Pag-abot sa QA..

    QA: Excuse me... that is my station.
    Agent: (on a call)...
    QA: Excuse me pwede ka mo-log out.
    Agent: still with the customer...
    QA: Nganong mag-log0in2x man oi nga dili man iyang station..

    agent's call has ended

    Agent: Pwede ka maghuwat? Kay dili ra ba akong decision mo-log-in diri. Gisugo ra ko sa akong TL. Superior ra kaayo ka kung muasta!
    QA: Of course I am superior because I am your supervisor!
    Agent: AYG PAGHINILAS TEH! HELAS RA KAAYO KA!'
    ***ug wa katingog si QA!
    (nalingi tanan taw sa among dapit!hahaha - MAY NALANG WALA NA TONG NGA QA)

    ug naa pa:

    si then-QA niresign ug nagduty na sa district hospital

    Nurse1: Sa Call center diay ka gikan? Sa w**** noh? Naa man ko friend diha nga company..Agent ka didto?

    QA: "I'm not just an ordinary agent..I'm a QA!" (BISAG ni-resign na siya nahibaw-an lang gihapon namu iyang paghinilas!hahaha)

    naa pa jud:

    Same QA sa District hospital...naghatag ug instruction sa pasyente.. in ENGLISH kay englisera man kaayo to siya...

    QA: (HEAVY ENINGLISH JUD!)
    Patient: Pwede mangayu ug laing nurse? kanang kahibaw mobisaya.

    (waaaaaaaa.. kaluoy sa pasyente sa district kay giheavy eninglish jud)

    Same QA pero this time ang iya nang ex ang hilas...
    Nitext ang ex sa QA nga palibre siyag kaon. Gidala sa QA sa bbqhan..with the rest of her friends.

    Ex: You like me to eat this three teeny-weeny barbeques?

    (helasa! siya pay gipakaon siya pay naghenelas!)


    ug the same ex... nangaon mi sa Casa Verde sa Ayala...kauban ang uban pang friends nako.

    Friend 1: Hala. walay kutsara? tinidor ra man ug kutsilyo ilang gihatag oi. Lisud ikaon.
    EX: You know what? This restaurant is supposed to be Western Style..meaning you won't be using a spoon in eating...

    *naningning akong friend..ug nitingog ko...

    ME: I don't care about the Western chuva.. Gigutom ko ug di ko kakaon tarong kung magtinidor ra..(tawag sa waitress) Miss...mangayu mig kutsara!

    --bahalag nasiga iyang mata!hahaha

  3. #63
    some FOB said this to me: I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE PHILIPPINES.. IT'S SO HOT AND STINKY. sus! naka tunob lang ug america for a few days.. hilas naman kaayo. nindota samparongon. thick pa gani kaayo iyang accent pa english2 na sa akoa.. nyahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  4. #64
    Quote Originally Posted by kentoy0224 View Post
    conversing with a friend...

    me: bai, chix lage imo bago uyab!
    migo: kato? bati adto! pro mas bati jud imoha!
    me: YATI RA!
    LOL bugal bugal mani. ahahaha

  5. #65
    B$%Nga uTok nimo Gah! ! !

  6. #66
    Huh..GInabot...thats so eewy...

  7. #67
    Mura kag artista!

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    palitun tka ug sunogun....

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanong_banikanhon View Post
    "Praise the Lord! Nagabaan ra gyud siya. Gidungog gyud akong pag-ampo."
    lol! this one is sure funny.

  10. #70
    "murag nawong ug kilay sa buwad!"

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