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  1. #41

    naa pajud diay.... picture sa ako kabarkada sa fb... nindut tuod iyang dress... ug ni comment ang akong usa ka bakada...

    good barkada: ____ nice lagi imung dress... ako nanah bi..
    helas nga bakada : ayaw intawn ____, tag 15 thousand baya kaayu na,,

    asa kah paksit.. tindera kaayug dating si megah

  2. #42
    i saw this newly deployd member sa dept...nya nkadungan namo ni sa sa canteen, mahaw mi ato nga time. and ang iya ka-batch (who's part of our team) sa training kay gitawag cya, murag ga joke ba

    niingon bitaw nag "shut it off" ,with expression nga hilasan jd ka.


    aw..wala ra man sd ko ato, igo lng ko nitan-aw nya. pero..pura gaba lng lge, makasaway kag ahat. nganong dili man kasulti ug tarong? artihon kayo raba nya putot, ang nawng murag yaya. lupyak kayog nawng.
    head turner kayo sa opisina kay mga sanina mugbo kayo. pero luod tan awn woi. di jd pang chix ug dating

    malingaw lng ko mag tan-aw niya.
    pero i want to know her more, abi pa lng mahusgahon kay ta.
    Last edited by gcc4426; 10-25-2010 at 05:56 PM.

  3. #43
    gwapo lge ka? hahahahah

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  5. #45
    'lawgawag utok nimu oi"

    grabe makadag minus ning linyaha.hehe

  6. #46
    "Eeew Noodles! Pagkain ng hampas-lupa! LOL!"

  7. #47
    heard from a sheman on a jeep: ''nong driver, palihug ra gud ko ug step sa brake kai manaug nakow''

  8. #48
    wa kay aya!

    I hate that line but sometimes mo gamit sab ko anah.

  9. #49
    streetkid: "te, gai mi ninyo og pan bi, gutom na man gud kaayo"
    my roommate: (eating her last piece of bread)
    streetkid: "mayrag mamatay ka oi, ka hangol nimong dako!"
    my roommate: (pissed) ikaw mauna!


    lols.


    another one:


    me: sus pasensya na jud, mao ra gyud ni akong ikahatag nimo nga pasalubong kay gamay rakog kwarta. (i gave him a white t-shirt nga nay tatak Singapore and a keychain)
    him: (assessing the shirt) unsay size ani?
    me: Large. kay murag ang medium nila ngadto kay gamay raman nimo.
    him: (assessing again) Large? dakoa gud ani. wa pa diay ka kakuha sa akong size?
    me: (murag gibuboan og tubig) aw ikaw gud, og di ka ganahan ana, i oran na lang.


    demanding ang ukoy! ni wa man lang nipasalamat sa akong gihatag!


    tsk tsk tsk
    Last edited by anjerika; 10-27-2010 at 01:36 AM.

  10. #50
    kana nga word nga "kinsa ka?? who you? kaila diay ta?"

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