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    year 2003
    CDC/CDU girl #1 (ang iyang igsuon sikat nga model sa cebu nga na-ER nurse sa chong hua)
    pila diay imong bill last month S? 'cause kang ate mn gud was around 10k. macheck mn na nimo by phone, did u know ba? ato i-check!

    CDC/CDU girl #2 a.k.a S (sikat sd) yeah i know pero di mn ko mucheck sa bill kay c daddy ra mn ana

    ME: ummm S, uli nako ha kay kapoy na

  2. #22
    "bai, tagpila na imo sanina? paliton ko nag singko mel, sunogon ko na sa atubangan nimo"

  3. #23
    Manguyab ka nako? wa ka malipong? ka pobre nimo...unsa may imong ika alagad nako? Ga sud.an raman gali ka og buwad sa inyo....patay gutom kang dako. Di ka bagay nako..Imong nawg mura ra na og Kunot sa akong lubot, pisteha ka..pahuway uy!!!!!!

  4. #24
    Sus sa clinic (province)

    paseynte: (nadunggaban) doc tabange ko doc bayran tikaw bisag pila buhi.a lang kow...

    doc: (ah storbot..) ale ato nana ibton..hehe!

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    ingon ang boss sa akong amego :

    day, asa naman tong order nako. dili pwede karon dayon? wa ka kaila nako kinsa ko?

  6. #26
    "Pag-atang ra gud ug taxi sa gawas, kanang VIOS ha"

  7. #27
    nagpa gas ko shell kuyog ako mga migo gikan nagduwa dota...mintras naghuwat mi...naay ni duol street children sa akong side...
    bata: sir gae ko kwarta sir.
    (gitagaan namo ug burger)
    bata: pwede kwarta lang sir?

    NOSEBLEED MI TANAN wahahahaha!!! gi tagaan nag pagkaon pero ang gusto kay kwarta wahahahaha

  8. #28
    Gwapa diay ka.....hahahahaaha

  9. #29
    Mama nako: Nel murag lami lagi na ang imong ice cream na gi kaon (Selecta Creations)

    Ako: lami bitaw ma tara oh Tilawi kay Dili raba ka maka AFFORD ani...

    Mama: (Nasuko) Hilasa gud nimo 20 ka tuig tikang gi lawgan. Pila ka sakong bugas akong gipakaon nimo...Salig ka naka trabaho nako Hilas na kaayu ka manulti..etc...30 minuites nalang ga yawyaw ra ghapon

    Ako: Mama sab uy Jowk ra gali to

    Hahahahahahaha

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by bloodyrose View Post
    Mama nako: Nel murag lami lagi na ang imong ice cream na gi kaon (Selecta Creations)

    Ako: lami bitaw ma tara oh Tilawi kay Dili raba ka maka AFFORD ani...

    Mama: (Nasuko) Hilasa gud nimo 20 ka tuig tikang gi lawgan. Pila ka sakong bugas akong gipakaon nimo...Salig ka naka trabaho nako Hilas na kaayu ka manulti..etc...30 minuites nalang ga yawyaw ra ghapon

    Ako: Mama sab uy Jowk ra gali to

    Hahahahahahaha
    but still a bad joke

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